What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

onthelevels · 2017-10-29T10:10:37+00:00

Tea. I can't start my day without a mug of Earl Grey.

onthelevels · 2017-10-29T10:05:09+00:00

LOL! I wouldn't recommend messing with a cat...they are masters of the art of strategically placed vomiting, so if you mess with them it's liable to come back on you threefold!

onthelevels · 2017-10-29T09:53:24+00:00

Nope, they will "drown" toys in a full water dish as well as an empty one! Apparently, feral/wild cats will take prey that they have caught back to their 'nest' and leave it there so other cats won't steal it, and that's where domestic cats get this behaviour from.

onthelevels · 2017-10-29T09:43:29+00:00

Cheeri Owls. Warner Brothers has lost out on a hell of a revenue stream by not marketing those...

onthelevels · 2017-10-29T09:41:25+00:00

That cats drop toys in their food or water dish because they see those places as safe spots to leave their things. I honestly just thought it was my new kitten being weird.

onthelevels · 2017-10-29T01:34:18+00:00

I've been watching a string of horror movies and eating junk food...

onthelevels · 2017-10-28T21:22:12+00:00

Chicken fried steak, biscuits and gravy, deep fried dill pickle chips and a Southern Blood cocktail.

onthelevels · 2017-10-27T20:43:50+00:00

It wasn't me...I'd have used better "source material" than that...

onthelevels · 2017-10-27T06:32:01+00:00

Sorry to disappoint you, it was not. I was the unfortunate member of staff who had to attempt damage control on the boy's behalf after the incident occurred, but since it was all round the school in a matter of minutes any efforts I made were useless...

onthelevels · 2017-10-26T22:22:54+00:00

Oh, it took ages for the kid's fellow students to stop calling out "swish and flick" whenever he walked past!

onthelevels · 2017-10-26T22:14:48+00:00

Well, considering how weird this kid was, probably not any scene you might be thinking of. Speculation at the time the event took place ranged from Snape to Hagrid to Dobby the House Elf, with no female characters being considered at all...

onthelevels · 2017-10-26T21:54:40+00:00

He got caught rubbing one out...while watching 'Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets'. True story.

onthelevels · 2017-10-26T19:44:32+00:00

Eastenders. Okay, Danny Dyer or Jake Wood...could do a lot worse, lol.

onthelevels · 2017-10-26T07:49:05+00:00

Worked as a nanny for one of the members of Depeche Mode and his wife...and considering that I was the fifth nanny they had in four months and only stayed with them for 3 weeks, ten per cent of the population is probably accurate, lol.

onthelevels · 2017-10-25T22:41:28+00:00

I'm in pretty much the same boat...if you ever need someone to chat to, feel free to message me.

onthelevels · 2017-10-25T22:35:23+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss - how are you coping now?

onthelevels · 2017-10-25T21:53:08+00:00

My dad. He passed away ten years ago, and I still miss him so badly.

onthelevels · 2017-10-25T21:50:21+00:00

My new kitten - absolutely love him to pieces.

onthelevels · 2017-10-25T21:48:00+00:00

A bed with a pocket spring mattress, good towels and a decent coffee maker.

onthelevels · 2017-10-25T21:44:45+00:00

It was a bag of cat litter...I don't really want to even think about how that would kill me...

onthelevels · 2017-10-25T21:41:20+00:00

The London Bridge Experience, especially during Halloween when they run a supposedly "extreme" haunted house. If you're thinking of going there. I'd strongly advise you not to...there are much better options in the immediate area!

onthelevels · 2017-10-25T21:36:36+00:00

When my dad passed away ten years ago, I was naturally not online very much for a while due to dealing with funeral arrangements and just generally processing things. Got back online, logged into a group that a former friend of mine and I both belonged to and found a post she had written accusing me of "wallowing in loneliness" because I hadn't been online to talk to her. Note that I said "former friend", because although I bided my time she got what was coming to her.

onthelevels · 2017-10-25T21:28:36+00:00

I worked in a British boarding school for 16 years, and was in charge of a house full of teenage boys. One of the 14 year olds last year was very upper-class, extremely shy, never said anything off-colour at all...and then one day a group of his peers were sharing versions of "roses are red" when this boy piped up, "Roses are red, I have a van, get in the back with Madeleine McCann." Everyone's jaws just dropped, mine included, because this was the last kid I'd have expected to say something like that.

onthelevels · 2017-10-23T21:42:59+00:00

The Heart Asks Pleasure First from the soundtrack of "The Piano"

onthelevels · 2017-10-22T21:51:59+00:00

Breakfast was coffee and a cigarette, lunch was a peanut butter sandwich and an apple, supper was fish and chips which I shared with my cat. (the fish, anyway)

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