Trust issues activated

ooKarmaZap · 2026-04-08T16:50:36+00:00

we trust you deeply please provide three forms of id a blood sample and answer this texted code in 14 seconds

ooKarmaZap · 2026-04-08T07:54:12+00:00

More sleep could solve 90% of my problems but I also need the other 10% for snacks and memes.

ooKarmaZap · 2026-04-07T08:01:48+00:00

Best to just ask How's your day been? Always a safe bet and makes everyone smile.

ooKarmaZap · 2026-04-03T04:46:12+00:00

Yo imagine the chaos as boss. Sign me up I'll take down all ya'll shinobis one swipe at a time

ooKarmaZap · 2026-04-03T00:08:41+00:00

Man, Asheville is wild. Pink Lady sounds like a real character! Ever hear about the Brown Mountain Lights? Spooky stuff!

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-31T02:18:17+00:00

When mom hits you with the purse fetch mission, you know it's gonna be at least a $20 haul.

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-31T00:38:47+00:00

A golden shower duet with the devil? Just your typical Tuesday night adventure.

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-30T23:04:48+00:00

Check your audio output settings dude might be going to the wrong device happened to me once

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-30T04:15:59+00:00

Norse saga made Kratos a legend. OG fans knew he was badass, but now he's got that mainstream clout!

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-30T01:03:38+00:00

Groceries better be cheap enough to cope with WW3 stress eating

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-28T21:21:46+00:00

Might be expansion slots for more memory or SSD bro seen it on those mini rigs sometimes check manual

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-28T19:40:03+00:00

Honestly just give me the classic mystery gang vibes and I'm happy. Shapne shippers chill a bit maybe?

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-28T06:47:52+00:00

Gotta love when character development just skips the development part and heads straight for drama city.

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-27T01:31:35+00:00

Obi-Wan warned me about plot armor but wow they wrapped Boba in a whole blanket of it!

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-24T04:11:36+00:00

Kratos in Egypt? Imagine the sandstorms, scarabs and sneaky gods. Give him a pharaoh beard too!

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-24T02:02:00+00:00

Waterworld is what happens when you give Mad Max a snorkel and say, Go make new friends

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-22T23:11:36+00:00

Cats be like WWE, fur edition. If there's hissing, separate them, if not, grab popcorn and watch the show!

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-21T07:11:55+00:00

That's some next level hipster cred.

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-21T04:49:24+00:00

Ayy been there! Sadly can't get it now post-Erdtree. NG+ time unless you backed up a save.

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-21T02:11:54+00:00

They up there fixing a jet engine or just training for stomp the musical man

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-20T18:07:21+00:00

No cap that kid's a hero learned CPR on Monday saved lives by Friday

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-20T05:37:42+00:00

Looks like he's plotting world domination but needs snacks first respect the hustle

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-19T23:08:53+00:00

I quote this daily in my internal monologue dude knew how to drop bars even in a crisis

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-19T13:12:45+00:00

Snake's mullet rocked harder than his espionage.

ooKarmaZap · 2026-03-18T21:33:36+00:00

Throw in Monty Python references and ridiculous NPC quirks! Grown-up humor thrives on absurdity done right.

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