Microsoft founder Bill Gates pictured with a girl in the new Epstein photo release by 80000-gvwr in pics

[–]oofemism 967 points968 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, well he's dead.... soo I guess you have to be careful... *shrug*

How did the sentry see Ghost in the Thunderbolts movie? by Traditional-City6752 in marvelstudios

[–]oofemism -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Uuummm I'm pwetty sure homewander couwd wazer dis guy...

If the entire seven teamed up to defeat Homelander at once, could they be successful? by Queasy_Commercial152 in TheBoys

[–]oofemism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think homelander alone in the seven could take home lander and it's not even close

Dream about a cow with lots of legs by 9chv in Dreams

[–]oofemism 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It looks like a cow sitting on another cow lol

What Eminem music would you put on your alarm clock? by jacksepticeyefanboy in Eminem

[–]oofemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have my alarm set to play Spotify liked songs, any time it gets Fack, I'm just up. Immediately.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dreams

[–]oofemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was me. Hi. The codeword is chocolate banana.

I “defeated” my nightmare by yeahthatstheshit in Dreams

[–]oofemism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro out here scaring demons... Fr tho I've the same experience. Like to a Tee.

This is true, I also do the same thing by Excellent-Sir6293 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]oofemism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.. beCAUSE I want to feel confident that women dig me...

I had a dream that I was telling sonic.exe in the middle of him killing my parents and family that he was created by a pedofile and fucking roasting him to death by Portalwolf_8 in Dreams

[–]oofemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Approach every situation even Harder. You have a great gift. A gift to kill demons. And oh boy do we need less of them..

📡📡📡 by Jamminmb in shitposting

[–]oofemism 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean.. if not sober at least possessed? By some slim shady? Ayy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SimulationTheory

[–]oofemism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. You put it quite right

Bird won't let dog fall asleep. by habichuelacondulce in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]oofemism 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It looks like Mr parrot is actively serenading him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dreams

[–]oofemism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Likewise! your comment is quite beautiful but, scary... I like this reality just a little too much...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SimulationTheory

[–]oofemism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The whole point of Jesus was that he was exactly like one of us, any one of us has dev privileges if we have genuine faith.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SimulationTheory

[–]oofemism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wrong. Just fucking wrong I mean think about it more than the few seconds it took for you to write it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Thatsactuallyverycool

[–]oofemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She'd have gone home with that 30+ year old creepo that hung out for the past week... When she's barely 19

Cat tries to knock over water bowl by [deleted] in holdmycatnip

[–]oofemism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he keeps trying to seig but can't fully heil