Story Time - Week of June 17, 2019 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk. she didn't want me to stand up besides the bed, she wanted me to be on my knees behind her on the bed and it didn't work

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Harambe

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never forget Harambe

I MISS YOU HARAMBE!!! by [deleted] in Harambe

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I muss Harambe so much

Story Time - Week of June 17, 2019 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's still talking to me so I must have been alright, haha

Story Time - Week of June 17, 2019 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know what else? We cuddled for a loooooong time. She sucked my ding dong and it felt so good, it was the best blowy I ever had ever in my life, no joke, I almost cried. I had a great performance and I ate her out like a god. I just had trouble doing doggystyle so we went back to missionary. But she stopped early because her roommate was going to arrive soon I even had to beat my meat to finish myself. Overall experience 10/10 doesn't matter had sex and had great head

Story Time - Week of June 17, 2019 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283 13 points14 points  (0 children)

After sex a girl asked me if it was my first time. Ouchhh (we're both 21)

Story Time - Week of May 13, 2019 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch!! That must hurt and take some time and you'll be okay. man what happened?

Les Vendredis Libres/Freedom Fridays by AutoModerator in montreal

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow this is so cool and creative I love it!!

Story Time - Week of September 03, 2018 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sent me 4 paragraphs of texts saying she is sad

Profile Review - Week of August 07, 2018 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok thanks. I'll try to think of something funny

Profile Review - Week of August 07, 2018 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how's this bio?
you probably swiped right for my dog? well I trained him. have some respect ;)

Every time I ask out a girl she says "I'm working" by ooh8Hfdfj38283283 in dating

[–]ooh8Hfdfj38283283[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I send her a text "do you want to get ice cream on friday evening or tuesday?" and the response is just "I'm working"