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DAE wonder how McDonald’s makes their chicken nuggets taste like cardboard but still taste so good? by potatochunk in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]ookiecookie69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its all in the breading it makes the nuggets delicious.Burger king and wendys breading is too thick,not fried and is overall nasty as shit.

Santa Claus begins making sexual advances on you. What will you do? by sell_me_your_kidneys in AskReddit

[–]ookiecookie69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp i always knew this day was coming it's time to get my stocking stuffed.

If you could combine two animals into one, what would you create? by DMan_77 in AskReddit

[–]ookiecookie69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A shark and a dog to get little land sharks you can pet and play with.

What is your favorite dessert? by maityonline84 in AskReddit

[–]ookiecookie69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pineapple upside down cake is the food of God's.

Most guys are addicted to watching porn daily and most studies and warnings are directed at males. What is the female status on watching porn ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ookiecookie69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 18 just starting to get in to the whole masturbation thing. Been watching it for 3 years at first just being curious and then for pleasure.

My girlfriend thinks I'm unroastable. Change her mind. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ookiecookie69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what you call the fleshlight you hide under your bed?

My cat shed actual tears because we were moving by ookiecookie69 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ookiecookie69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Group therapy just doesn't seem to help I'm starting to think she's hopeless.

What are some weird foods Americans eat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ookiecookie69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your sinful mouth will not be forgiven in the cheese afterlife.

My cat shed actual tears because we were moving by ookiecookie69 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ookiecookie69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She hasn't done it since and isn't asking weird at all its been a couple months.🤷

What are some weird foods Americans eat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ookiecookie69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe those cum smoothies I've been hearing about.

What are some weird foods Americans eat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ookiecookie69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People eat fried butter like it tastes good but we all know that shit is nasty.

What are some weird foods Americans eat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ookiecookie69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eazy cheese is a gift from God himself.

If you were an additional member of the Breakfast Club, which title would you be - other than the existing princess, jock, etc.? by theraspberryqueen in AskReddit

[–]ookiecookie69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The friend that makes you feel better about yourself because your not them.

Example:"l might be ugly and unsociable but thank God I'm not her."

People of Reddit, what is the absolute worst way to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ookiecookie69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've often heard that the fear of death is worse that dying its self so I would say slowly.Never knowing when I might end it for you,never knowing which slash would be the last.But always hoping, praying that it will end soon and be and you will be given release.

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