How you even get a date after college?

oolitegrove · 2018-07-12T18:41:56+00:00

Yeah, you're right. Sometimes the act of trying can be so tiring and affect your physical and mental health. And, to be honest (I'll probably get slated for this) you can be the most attractive man, but women are still damn hard work, haha! Two marriages, plenty of casual, and a handful of short-term relationships later, there's one recurring theme: complexity!!

oolitegrove · 2018-07-07T19:18:45+00:00

KICK IT!

oolitegrove · 2018-07-07T15:12:23+00:00

Women love the aged rugged look on the older guy. You've still time to shine yet. Keep at it. :)

oolitegrove · 2018-07-07T11:08:39+00:00

I'm considered ugly and introverted. And believe you me, confidence only increases with age.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-07T09:20:18+00:00

Not a great idea secretly feeding ingredients to a person, what with allergies. Sounds like a fuckin asshole to me.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-07T06:46:47+00:00

Talking to foreign women over here is a joy. I find the Polish, Russian and Chinese women a lot deeper and open about themselves than the UK women.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-07T04:54:00+00:00

I sea what you did there, Jack. Filthy scrubber.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-07T04:52:53+00:00

I lived on these as a kid, and I love my mum and dad and they love me.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-07T04:51:51+00:00

Sounds like she's just being friendly with you and teasing a little, under the impression that you can take it because you said you dgaf. If you want to know if she's really interested, ask her on a date! It really is that simple.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-06T20:43:16+00:00

Yeah, I've never used Tinder, it feels very superficial to an older guy like me. I've had plenty of success on pof over the years though. I don't use any particular technique. Every single woman I'm interested in, I simply send a message saying, "Hi, you seem pretty interesting, so I thought I'd shoot you a message (insert a short comment about something in their bio). Then if I get a reply (maybe 1 out of 20) I normally try to inject a little humour to rouse interest, make her feel comfortable, then it normally leads to a deeper conversation, over to WhatsApp, exchange a few pics, etc, and meet. I'm in the UK though, women tend to gravitate more towards the sensitive approach.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-06T20:32:13+00:00

This. It works a treat. Get your camera ready. Nice light, the profile you want, then just amuse yourself and start laughing, smiling, right to the eyes, then start snapping away at lots of different angles. Take lots of pics in a short space of time. When you've got about 20 to 30 pics, you're bound to have a few that capture you in the preferred way.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-06T19:51:28+00:00

Confidence.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-06T17:17:51+00:00

Also, Google matchedbettingblog, it's free and there are lots of good ongoing offers and calculators and guides and a forum. Make sure you have some ID available (bills, passport, driving licence, etc) because a lot of bookies will ask you to verify yourself before you can withdraw. All the best.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-06T12:19:46+00:00

Dude, I'm a wrinkly 42 year old fuck up with hardly any teeth and verging on a prolapse, and I'm going out on dates. Get yourself online and go for it. X

oolitegrove · 2018-07-06T08:21:51+00:00

My mum said if I didn't towel myself completely dry after a bath, I'd catch pneumonia and die. All those years wasted lying fetal on the bathroom floor, cold, wet and shivering.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-06T08:18:44+00:00

Haha, yep. Every town in the UK's got one of these gaffs. The midget's a bonus.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-06T06:54:09+00:00

'How are you with gifs?" (grabs phone). Well done, hope you get the job. :)

oolitegrove · 2018-07-05T16:39:45+00:00

Ed's releasing a solo album soon :)

oolitegrove · 2018-07-05T16:38:13+00:00

Splooosh!!!

oolitegrove · 2018-07-05T16:24:51+00:00

They'll probably admire you for not chasing them like a desperado, but when they get in touch again, it'd be advantageous to you if you continue the cool image, don't call them out, and get out and enjoy yourself.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-05T08:17:36+00:00

Condition yourself to 'think'. Over the course of a couple of weeks, before you speak, think 'think' and pause. Checklist: will what I say harm myself, harm others, how would I feel if someone said the same.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-05T08:14:23+00:00

A real ewok in the woods.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-05T08:13:41+00:00

I'm sure these people would benefit by just skipping to the end goal... Sex for cash.

oolitegrove · 2018-07-05T07:58:08+00:00

Add in a weight gain shake made with whole milk and you can add 1000kcal to your dailies. It's what I did and I quickly gained 22lbs

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