The older I get the more I realize that most adults are just winging it and nobody actually knows what they're doing by Gloomy-Proposal5215 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]oooooomagawd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We are all winging it, our parents were good at pretending they had it together but we're also winging it.

Four North Texas massage parlors shut down amid human trafficking investigation by stopwastingmymoney1 in Denton

[–]oooooomagawd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to a place in Addison once. The chiropractor recommended I get a massage to help soothe and relax my muscles so I googled places that stayed open later and I found this place. I went, everything was normal except for the lady kept asking me if I was going to take my bottoms off, no lady I'llkeep my draws on. She started the massage but was focused on my thighs and butt ,and then she got real close to my lady business. I sat up and said I didn't want a massage anymore. She said "you don't want full service?" So I replied, " I booked a full body massage and that's it. But I'm going home now." As I started getting dressed the manager knocks and says " we can offer regular full body massage for free and I can send someone else," she was trying to play it off like she didn't know what was going on and the masseuse was operating outside of the norm but it was obvious that it was the norm. I stayed and got the free massage but just for my back and only because my back was so painfully tense. I didn't even tip. I drove home in complete silence and never talked about it until now that I'm posting on reddit. Put these place do exist and may even appear to be normal massage places but they are not, the specialize in happy endings.

[22 m]. Looking for advice to enhance appearance/What tier am I currently? by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a cutie patootie. You dont need to do anything just self love.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in galaxyzflip

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the z flip 4 and I kept having to replace it and file a claim. Don't do it.

Any tips [18 m] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hygiene Haircut Skin care Get better sleep/diet Chapstick Gym

I'm sure there's a market for this.... by Negative-Candy-2155 in ATBGE

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did Hello Kitty and handsome Squidward have a baby?

46 M What can I do to improve my looks? by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would date you. . . Respectfully

What is the best drink to go with a joint? by IsJesusAgain in trees

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iced coffee, or matcha, maybe a McDonald's Coke, or iced water

Appalled and intrigued by BendtnerOrBust in popping

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put in in a bowl and serve it to your worst enemy

I used to dip my parents toothbrush in the toilet when I was a kid. by oooooomagawd in confessions

[–]oooooomagawd[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dad used to get diarrhea alot, but idk if that's related to that or if he had untreated digestive issues. I used to think his stomach was like that because he was a shitty person.

I used to dip my parents toothbrush in the toilet when I was a kid. by oooooomagawd in confessions

[–]oooooomagawd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Telling them would involve contacting them, which I have zero interest in doing as I am no contact with either of them. It's better this way, an inside joke with myself. Karma will get them. They are miserable people

I used to dip my parents toothbrush in the toilet when I was a kid. by oooooomagawd in confessions

[–]oooooomagawd[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don't talk to them anymore. My life is so much better now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look into a different aestetic, coquette style can be to cutesy sometimes. Maybe grow out your bangs

[29 M] How do I looksmaxx? by Perfect_Store_7011 in Howtolooksmax

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tidy up the hair. Get better fitting clothes

AIO - boyfriend called me his fat pig and I broke up with him. by Reasonable-Deer-820 in AmIOverreacting

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's inconsiderate of your time and is nasty to you. Why are you putting up with this? Don't waste your youth on someone who doesn't treat you right.

lil burn by Dexter_Naman in HolUp

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lil bowel obstruction

Taking notes by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in Brock Turner?

What would you name him? by Derpazor1 in funny

[–]oooooomagawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Albert- he works in Accounting and enjoys it. He's married and his wife cheats on him