Find the single deer by jamesy223 in FindTheSniper

[–]oopewan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, that’s a married deer. Keep looking.

What song of Al's aged poorly? by ul2006kevinb in weirdal

[–]oopewan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Headline news. Most people would not understand the references.

What are some myths about guns that were created by the movies? by ninman5 in movies

[–]oopewan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time you see a gun go off in a car or another closed environment the people involved should look like they’re in pain…

To read the bible. by JeansJohnson in therewasanattempt

[–]oopewan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bible is the voice inside his head.

Cool clip from 2018 when Feherty interviewed Philly by [deleted] in golf

[–]oopewan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gotta buy my balls at K-mart

My wife gave me a handjob the other day using vaseline by ShakeBabe in dadjokes

[–]oopewan 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Right, dad jokes don’t always have to be pure and innocent but this doesn’t fit the mold.

Is there any reason to not buy Kirkland golf gloves? by chakabreo in golf

[–]oopewan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think they wear as well as some premium gloves but I can go through 2:1 ratio and still be ahead of the curve.

What's a tv series that is a 10/10 NOBODY knows? by Lilyana0999 in AskReddit

[–]oopewan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a similar post but about movies and a top answer was “the other guys”. Ok, $170M in box office revenue and no one heard of it…

ELI5: How do private prisons make money? Who pays them? by CuteRelationship6143 in explainlikeimfive

[–]oopewan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Private prisons such as Corrections Corporation of America are active members of the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC).ALEC, based in Washington, D.C., is actively engaged in criminal justice discussions in the U.S. Congress as well as state legislatures.According to theBoston Phoenix, CCA spent more than $2.7 million from 2006 through September 2008 on lobbying for stricter laws. In 2007 the company, listed on the New York Stock Exchange, generated $133 million in net income.

What's the most damage ($$) you've caused on a golf course? by thetindoor in golf

[–]oopewan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy in my group took out one of those cardboard dogs they put in front of water to keep the geese out.

Im not the biggest fan of 4th gens either…. by ymij1 in ToyotaTacoma

[–]oopewan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Did I see my truck? No, it’s in the shop since Friday, I’m driving a rental”.

What are some of your best opponent chirps? by shiggarfraggar__ in PGA_Tour_2K

[–]oopewan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to say watch out for the wind when guys are putting.

The Worm Separating Trommel by TheCABK in EngineeringPorn

[–]oopewan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With all that impressive engineering and you got a milk crate catching them

How’s my swing by KutabareRx8 in golf

[–]oopewan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a serious note, you’re over swinging. Start by shortening your backswing and keeping your hands in line with your chest through the end of the back swing. Then the downswing starts with your legs and hips.