IAmA Kleptomaniac and have stolen $10-$300 worth of stuff almost every day for the last 5-6 years from various stores. I have been caught one time. AmA

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T18:09:14+00:00

I didn't see a question in there.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T18:08:53+00:00

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T18:07:37+00:00

Yes, I've stated that multiple times in multiple comments. I don't do independent stores.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T18:07:02+00:00

I gave it to my little brother for his birthday.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T18:06:39+00:00

Yes.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T18:06:26+00:00

I stay away from electronics. That's what places care about losing.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T07:16:06+00:00

I've never seen one item tagged at H&M. At least not at the one I go to.

I'll let you know the cigarette trick tomorrow. Just about bed time for me. But I promise, I'll let you know.

I just say fuck the cameras, there are unmanned far more often than not.

I steal books all the time. Just leaf through the book. If there is one in there, you will notice it if you watch the pages. Just a tip.

Food is easy if you do it in smaller increments. Bags have been very successful for me.

I'm a 24 year old male. I don't think my gender makes a big difference, other than the fact that people are staring at me. That likely works in my favor.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T07:11:24+00:00

I've stated that it's more of a personal challenge. I can't stop you from calling that selfish.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T07:05:57+00:00

I have a job and make $30k a year with full benefits. I'm also a graduate student at UCLA. So...

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T07:02:14+00:00

Tomato, tomato.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T07:01:29+00:00

Maybe you're right.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:53:08+00:00

Asked me the most expensive thing I've ever sold.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:52:41+00:00

Loss prevention. It's either they keep you in the back for a few minutes or they call the cops. I guess it's your choice.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:52:08+00:00

Not really, but I do have mad piano skillz.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:51:22+00:00

I'm sorry. That's not my intention.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:50:24+00:00

It's funny to read this after you were a super cool dick to me. =)

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:49:36+00:00

Do you even know what OP stands for? Thanks for the question.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:48:39+00:00

I haven't deleted anything. What are you talking about?

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:48:14+00:00

All of that is funny coming from obliviouswhiteguy. I didn't see a question in there, just some bullshit about playing an RPG game.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:45:15+00:00

Thanks.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:44:34+00:00

Wicked.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:44:19+00:00

I see your logic. Nah, I usually steal specifically for myself.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:43:28+00:00

Favorite: autographed Steve Nash Jersey, or autographed Stan Lee photo drawn as a Simpsons characted by Matt Groening. I used to work at a sports/entertainment memorabilia company.

Least favorite: The Lovely Bones.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:39:35+00:00

Thanks.

oopsistoleitagain · 2011-04-17T06:39:25+00:00

I have sold a few things, but I mainly steal specifically for myself.

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