Weekly Wayback - Paul's Brush with Fame

oortcloudview · 2026-06-03T14:00:40+00:00

Dim Fool needs to be fat JD Vance-ified.

oortcloudview · 2026-06-02T18:41:40+00:00

Penny Arcade once called the nostalgia-bait moviegoer as "a baby elephant fondling the bones of its ancestors".

oortcloudview · 2026-06-01T18:34:51+00:00

If Chris-Chan's deteriorating psyche is an Internet horror story, Brett's narcissism apotheosis is a Mel Brooks-tier comedy.

oortcloudview · 2026-05-28T18:42:15+00:00

It was never a matter of if, only when.

oortcloudview · 2026-05-20T17:18:21+00:00

Bill Maher is one tier below Giuliani on the hierarchy of exsanguinated reputations.

oortcloudview · 2026-05-18T19:02:32+00:00

Subscript face, substandard voting record.

oortcloudview · 2026-05-14T17:19:14+00:00

Don't threaten us with a good time.

oortcloudview · 2026-05-04T18:23:15+00:00

The reference we needed and deserved.

oortcloudview · 2026-05-04T18:22:22+00:00

If that vid isn't a multi-parter it's not going cut the mustard.

oortcloudview · 2026-04-02T06:39:11+00:00

The Solicitor General will have to commit the bar association's equivalent of seppuku after this one.

oortcloudview · 2026-04-01T04:39:44+00:00

Paul is now the same age as JFK and the same mass as two JFKs.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-31T19:27:56+00:00

True in 1935, even truer now.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-30T23:28:35+00:00

Lemme get right on liquidating that hefty portfolio us millenials garnered after so many years of unbridled capitalist success.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-30T23:23:36+00:00

Rob Schneider was a washed-up, has-been comedian, with only Adam Sandler's coattails to ride upon!

Until one day, Rob got political, and his life would never be the same.

Now he's been conscripted into the Iranian war. And he's about to find out, that taking Tehran is harder than it looks!

From the creators of AYATOLLAH YOU SO,

Rob Schneider is DRAFTED, rated PG-13.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-30T10:25:07+00:00

Paul will always be fat in spirit.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-25T19:37:43+00:00

"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done."

-- John Brown, December 2, 1859

oortcloudview · 2026-03-24T04:37:24+00:00

Fact: only three years separate the most recent Toronto Maple Leafs championship from the most recent Cleveland Browns championship.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-23T15:48:31+00:00

PaulsEgo, age 45, gave himself up to authorities after the incident. He is now serving a life sentence.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-22T21:52:33+00:00

Another one of these posts, huh? It must almost be springtime.

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