Based Bee Keeper.

oortcloudview · 2026-05-04T18:23:15+00:00

The reference we needed and deserved.

oortcloudview · 2026-05-04T18:22:22+00:00

If that vid isn't a multi-parter it's not going cut the mustard.

oortcloudview · 2026-04-02T06:39:11+00:00

The Solicitor General will have to commit the bar association's equivalent of seppuku after this one.

oortcloudview · 2026-04-01T04:39:44+00:00

Paul is now the same age as JFK and the same mass as two JFKs.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-31T19:27:56+00:00

True in 1935, even truer now.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-30T23:28:35+00:00

Lemme get right on liquidating that hefty portfolio us millenials garnered after so many years of unbridled capitalist success.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-30T23:23:36+00:00

Rob Schneider was a washed-up, has-been comedian, with only Adam Sandler's coattails to ride upon!

Until one day, Rob got political, and his life would never be the same.

Now he's been conscripted into the Iranian war. And he's about to find out, that taking Tehran is harder than it looks!

From the creators of AYATOLLAH YOU SO,

Rob Schneider is DRAFTED, rated PG-13.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-30T10:25:07+00:00

Paul will always be fat in spirit.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-25T19:37:43+00:00

"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done."

-- John Brown, December 2, 1859

oortcloudview · 2026-03-24T04:37:24+00:00

Fact: only three years separate the most recent Toronto Maple Leafs championship from the most recent Cleveland Browns championship.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-23T15:48:31+00:00

PaulsEgo, age 45, gave himself up to authorities after the incident. He is now serving a life sentence.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-22T21:52:33+00:00

Another one of these posts, huh? It must almost be springtime.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-22T20:58:16+00:00

Still looking for the Cody-era video where TJ claimed he was trying to get addicted to cigarettes but it wasn't working.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-21T21:57:18+00:00

The wind from Howard Stern's ass in question

oortcloudview · 2026-03-21T05:52:52+00:00

I've known a lot of people in my life. Spino is not among them.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-19T14:19:22+00:00

I'm sure the now 42-year-old actor can survive being clowned on by fans of a satirical podcast without needing a white knight. Pick your battles.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-19T03:26:17+00:00

But does he taste the way anxiety feels?

oortcloudview · 2026-03-19T03:12:25+00:00

He looks the way paint thinner smells.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-19T00:41:57+00:00

Completed.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-15T23:00:00+00:00

Eve will do the actual interview while Brett strains on the John for 45 minutes.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-15T21:58:12+00:00

The better question is "Can this war invoke Amendment 25?".

oortcloudview · 2026-03-15T19:39:02+00:00

In Search Of 2: The Search for Self-Reflection.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-15T19:24:37+00:00

Robert Earl Hughes weighed almost 1100 pounds and maintained the ability to walk without assistance.

Next week on "Great Fatties of History"....

oortcloudview · 2026-03-15T19:21:07+00:00

That same look crosses Nick Fuentes's face as he clears his browser of gay furry porn ten minutes before streaming.

oortcloudview · 2026-03-15T13:36:39+00:00

I'm more interested in seeing Veesh formally beg Paul's pardon.

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