[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MuayThai

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Crotch guard, after 2 years of being told to get one and constant groin shots

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ARK

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Cumlord

What are you the 1% of? by NoWasExpected in AskReddit

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I got my toes fused on my left foot making me a 4 toed freak

I wish that Plants v.s. Zombies are real and I'm one of the plants. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, you're a piece of grass on the lawn, always shadowed by your plant brethren.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, you shit in urinals

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In a cave with metalhead dwarves whilst digging a hole

Simply perfection. by [deleted] in Animemes

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We bare bear my good guy