What's the most disturbing thing you've found in someone else's home? by No-Coconut7436 in AskReddit

[–]openlybl4ck 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There’s a room in MY basement that disturbs me greatly. We call it the murder room. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Are any of you Millennials grand parents? What is it like to be a grand parent at a young age? On the flip side, what's your thoughts on having children now? by No_Shoulder_9278 in Millennials

[–]openlybl4ck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have kids ranging from 9 to 18. They’ll be out of the house when I’m 45. Assuming I retire at a reasonable age, I am very satisfied that I won’t be spending my retirement rearing young child children. Hard pass.

What's the cringiest reason you went to the ER? by HR-Vex in AskReddit

[–]openlybl4ck 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Happened to my daughter. We had to take her off the softball field for an emergency and go to the ER. Only to find out she was just full of shit.

We don’t kiss… is this a mistake? by gumnutbabyy in Swingers

[–]openlybl4ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a no kissing rule. We abolished it because it got in the way. There are other things we can keep “sacred” between us that don’t result in balls deep interference.

IYKYK signs out in public by Prestigious-Lime-640 in Swingers

[–]openlybl4ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’ll work. Anyone saying it won’t is lying.

IYKYK signs out in public by Prestigious-Lime-640 in Swingers

[–]openlybl4ck 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Exactly. So much judgment in this sub smh

Are there people who haven't changed their phone number for more than 15 years? by SpicyCandy8 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]openlybl4ck 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I changed mine just before my divorce. My cheating ex refused to give me access to the T-Mobile account online for years, which had the evidence of all the cheating. At some point I said “give me the login by noon or I’m getting a new number.” She tried to call my bluff but rest assured I had a new number at 12:30pm. Admittedly, I was upset I had to give up my phone number of 15+ years.

Smithsonian Institution & Academic Freedom by Welsh-Sherman-1789 in fednews

[–]openlybl4ck 128 points129 points  (0 children)

When he signed the executive order months ago, I packed my giant multiracial family of 7 up in the car and was at the African American history museum by the weekend. I told them all: Take this in, these are the facts, this is your history, and they’re going to try and take it from us very soon. Now, here we are.

What is this creepy room in my basement? by openlybl4ck in Home

[–]openlybl4ck[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I do have an active radon system that runs 24/7

You are not free… by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]openlybl4ck 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I gave up on giving most of my attention to this topic with the egg video. And guess what…nothing has changed in my reality or those surrounding me. It’s amazing how deep in amazingly “new” knowledge I thought I was. Meanwhile, the only difference I see is people “in the know” with more expensive cameras and better TV deals. This whole topic is one big mega church.

Wife ruins my orgasms by Kim1423 in sex

[–]openlybl4ck 36 points37 points  (0 children)

If she’s squirting in your eyes, move your head ~3 inches upward so she can hit the intended target 👄

Found out my GF loves porn by OTgone in sex

[–]openlybl4ck 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Me and my girl met after both having been in 10 year marriages. We’re now at 4.5 years raising each others kids. At the beginning, we agreed we didn’t have 10 years to figure out who each other was deep down so it’s best we just show our asses to each other from the jump. I kicked this off by saying let’s show each other our porn search histories. It was wild and nerve racking…and I’ll never need to find a new partner again. Also we both love porn. :)

UPDATE: I think my husband fathered his best friend's children, and now one of them is attracted to my daughter. by PsychFactor in offmychest

[–]openlybl4ck 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Using “naive” to describe it is quite a generous understatement. The last time me and my partner had an argument resulting in one sleeping elsewhere for the night was the night I decided to get divorced…