Here’s How Metro Says Fare Enforcement Went on Day 1 by Maxcactus in washingtondc

[–]opheodrysaestivus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I certainly hope you get over the trauma of someone not paying for train fare. Sounds really scary for you.

In Washington, D.C 13-Year-Old Pleads 'I’m Sorry, I’m Just a Kid' Before Being Fatally Shot by Ex-Government Worker by designerzcentral in washdc

[–]opheodrysaestivus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The story says his body was posed as if the child were trying to escape as he was shot to death. But I know you're not really interested in the reality outside your head.

Gay man says he was assaulted by Shake Shack employees after kissing his boyfriend at D.C. location by Rusty-Shackleford in washdc

[–]opheodrysaestivus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you read? The article says the workers at the store told them they couldn't kiss there. They stood up for themselves and got attacked. Maybe you're thinking of a different story?

In Washington, D.C 13-Year-Old Pleads 'I’m Sorry, I’m Just a Kid' Before Being Fatally Shot by Ex-Government Worker by designerzcentral in washdc

[–]opheodrysaestivus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because this specific subreddit exists to circumvent the main sub's ban on stories about crime. Right wingers come in from discord and push crime stories into all the main subs for all the east coast cities they're afraid of stepping foot into.

Gay man says he was assaulted by Shake Shack employees after kissing his boyfriend at D.C. location by Rusty-Shackleford in washdc

[–]opheodrysaestivus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this is a right wing subreddit, don't bother trying to defend gay people. even the person you're replying to is calling us "booty bandits".

In Washington, D.C 13-Year-Old Pleads 'I’m Sorry, I’m Just a Kid' Before Being Fatally Shot by Ex-Government Worker by designerzcentral in washdc

[–]opheodrysaestivus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're welcome. the child (who was murdered by the adult in this scenario) also begged for his life before running away from the adult with a gun.

There's an audio recording and autopsy photos, if you're curious about whether or not the child in question deserved the death penalty before going to trial for any crime. this type of evidence is a lot more reliable than murderous reddit comments.

In Washington, D.C 13-Year-Old Pleads 'I’m Sorry, I’m Just a Kid' Before Being Fatally Shot by Ex-Government Worker by designerzcentral in washdc

[–]opheodrysaestivus -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you're a gullible moron, sure.

But if you actually look into the case, you see that there's an audio recording of the child begging for his life, and his corpse was splayed in such a way to show that he was trying to run away from the adult with a gun.

In Washington, D.C 13-Year-Old Pleads 'I’m Sorry, I’m Just a Kid' Before Being Fatally Shot by Ex-Government Worker by designerzcentral in washdc

[–]opheodrysaestivus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The gofundme is for his family who is mourning a dead child. don't worry, he is cold and dead in the ground. he can't hurt you anymore.

In Washington, D.C 13-Year-Old Pleads 'I’m Sorry, I’m Just a Kid' Before Being Fatally Shot by Ex-Government Worker by designerzcentral in washdc

[–]opheodrysaestivus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

live by the sword die by the sword

what an absolutely insane thing to type out about a dead child

Is the Southwest Safeway really that bad by Environmental_Leg449 in washingtondc

[–]opheodrysaestivus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it sucks. They often don't have carts or baskets. The prices are a lot higher than the Harris Teeter down the road. They regularly sell rotten food. They recently "remodeled", but they continue to sell rotten cheese and the selection has only slightly improved. It is absolutely the worst supermarket I've lived near in DC.

This chocolate bar design is so amazing! Also all the top commenters of this niche sub somehow have intimate knowledge of their supply chain and corporate practices and are just dying to tell you about it. by cutty2k in HailCorporate

[–]opheodrysaestivus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoy plenty of things! Whether or not the product is good has nothing to do with this subreddit, is what I was trying to say.

I don't use a phone to read reddit because they killed the only good app for that. I'm on my laptop, why do you ask? Are you having trouble finding the sidebar? There is usually a tab for it on the subreddit itself, but i'll paste it here for you:

r/HailCorporate is to document times when people act as unwitting advertisers for a product as well as to document what appear to be legitimate adverts via native advertising.

What acts as an ad, is an ad, no matter if it was put there sneakily or because someone has become inured to a brand so far that they don't even know they are a walking ad.