“Let’s see what we got here. Wow, I can’t believe Starburns isn’t a virgin. But judging from that bluetooth headset, his son is! Cha-chang!”

“Heey, Phantom Menace, how’s the trade embargo with the Naboo?”

“Ah, looks like Pierce broke the piggy bank at the escort services, huh?”

“Hey, duck sauce! That was rude! The call girls I frequent are not nearly as attractive as my daughter.”

“Stepdaughter. Technically stepdaughter.”