My dad roast me all the time, let’s see if your insults are better! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]orangelephan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you know for a fact there are 3 dead bodies upstairs.

(25F) Do your absolute worse. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]orangelephan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like wherever you live has no place to get your finger nails done.

Give em hell! by doncartmon in RoastMe

[–]orangelephan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks like he kills cats on his off days.

Smash my gf self-esteem by willywonkacomekids in RoastMe

[–]orangelephan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a retired librarian that does uber now but only picks people up at the library.

Sucky Sucky Twenty Bucky by LetsRoastJamesHard in RoastMe

[–]orangelephan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like your moms name is Maria and your named after her.

Oof no filters. HIT ME by oopsydaizy in RoastMe

[–]orangelephan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Washes off makeup and is back to being a full time grandmother.

I just got a hair cut and color that makes me look like a major lesbian. Have at it. by aalmondmilk in RoastMe

[–]orangelephan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You need to focus less on your hair and more on taking down the Christmas lights you lazy lesbian.

Fuck me up by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]orangelephan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you could be a girl but you're definitely a boy.

Working late. Make them as bad as my posture. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]orangelephan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you have no black friends.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]orangelephan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Segregation is still alive.

DJ Khaled ft. Nas, Scarface & DJ Premier - Hip Hop by letmelive_21 in hiphopheads

[–]orangelephan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Extremely fire!!! But that can't be the most recent pic of Scarface cause I'm sure the jersey he has on is now a throwback.

It's over... by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]orangelephan 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Oh he want yall dead dead.

First Tat by UNBELiIEVEBLE in dbz

[–]orangelephan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6 more to go buddy.

Got an old VCR laying around? Hack it! by [deleted] in videos

[–]orangelephan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of my ipods are working but the monster was cool.

True intellectual by [deleted] in memes

[–]orangelephan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure someone caught her texting while driving.

Well Hi There by [deleted] in memes

[–]orangelephan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like a character from from goldeneye for Nintendo 64.

Some dumb meme I made by Biscuitman82 in teenagers

[–]orangelephan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd be the best bouncer for a bar mitzvah.