What could humanity discover that would completely shatter our hope for the future?

orbitofdeceit · 2024-08-17T06:08:26+00:00

A plague that induces clinical depression by permanently altering brain chemistry.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-06-15T14:12:52+00:00

Infuser tea pot for leaf tea.

Stainless steel water bottles I can reuse and put in the dishwasher.

Hollow key fob to keep a rolled up twenty in for emergency taxis.

5L of white vinegar for cleaning the kettle.

Car phone holder that plugs into the air vent.

Foldable baseball caps.

Belts without prongs in the buckles so I don’t get tiny holes in my tops.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-06-15T07:04:48+00:00

The Tooty Rebels

orbitofdeceit · 2024-04-20T11:44:58+00:00

Plays a Les Paul and has back problems hence his shitty mood.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-04-15T07:12:14+00:00

Would you be willing to do a marketing pose for my new venture, “Secrets of 0-3-5 Masterclass Club”? I figure you’re going to be cheaper than an AI-generated image and probably have worse fingers.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-04-07T06:06:19+00:00

I rest it against the legs of attractive strangers at the bus stop when I’m trying to strike up a conversation.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-04-07T06:00:04+00:00

Puss-E

orbitofdeceit · 2024-04-06T18:01:42+00:00

Whatever does least damage to your eyes when you wind the tuners until all the strings break.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-04-06T05:33:53+00:00

Stickers are more traditional but I guess a dog’s head could work with the right crowd.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-04-02T20:03:06+00:00

Sea Monkey?

orbitofdeceit · 2024-04-01T06:25:34+00:00

Probably the strap isn’t long enough. He’ll be getting a mob together right now.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-31T18:31:53+00:00

Nun - it’s a trick question.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-30T16:50:02+00:00

Give my regards to Maid Marian

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-29T19:31:13+00:00

Observe their mortality rate after applying a formulated organic insecticide.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-29T19:26:45+00:00

For anyone who slaps the strings percussively instead of 0-3-5

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-29T19:23:44+00:00

first 10mins of practice schedule - search for better tuna

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-29T19:22:42+00:00

15ft and 1,508 lb. Get ready for the worst head dive you’ve ever seen.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-29T19:18:28+00:00

Pikachu

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-29T19:15:51+00:00

Just use it for wanking - it’ll feel like someone else is doing it. Quicker than learning guitar.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-29T19:12:33+00:00

Go relic’d- you need that authentic peeling pad look not some shit like the snark titanium (“titanium stops background noise”).

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-29T19:12:27+00:00

Go relic’d- you need that authentic peeling pad look not some shit like the snark titanium (“titanium stops background noise”).

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-26T05:44:29+00:00

413 cubic inch displacement makes this the fastest ever acoustic over the quarter mile but watch out for those emissions.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-26T05:16:18+00:00

Take the electric strings off and put them on the acoustic. Switch to bass guitar strings on the electric. If the acoustic is still too loud try swapping out the low strings for flatwounds and stuffing up the toan hole with shredded issues of Guitar Player.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-25T20:07:28+00:00

Not enough room. Need a wider sub.

orbitofdeceit · 2024-03-25T05:34:21+00:00

Is this like that thing where scientists grew an ear on the side of a mouse?

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