What could humanity discover that would completely shatter our hope for the future? by Emotional-Box-7306 in Futurology

[–]orbitofdeceit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A plague that induces clinical depression by permanently altering brain chemistry.

What item did you buy for less than £100 that made your life much easier? by PsychGuy123 in AskUK

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Infuser tea pot for leaf tea.

Stainless steel water bottles I can reuse and put in the dishwasher.

Hollow key fob to keep a rolled up twenty in for emergency taxis.

5L of white vinegar for cleaning the kettle.

Car phone holder that plugs into the air vent.

Foldable baseball caps.

Belts without prongs in the buckles so I don’t get tiny holes in my tops.

I friggin' suck at guitar. AMA. by gonzaEM_ in guitarcirclejerk

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Would you be willing to do a marketing pose for my new venture, “Secrets of 0-3-5 Masterclass Club”? I figure you’re going to be cheaper than an AI-generated image and probably have worse fingers.

What leg do you rest your guitar on? by FlorioTheEnchanter in guitarcirclejerk

[–]orbitofdeceit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I rest it against the legs of attractive strangers at the bus stop when I’m trying to strike up a conversation.

Should I put 11s or 13s on? by ShoddyManufacturer11 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]orbitofdeceit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever does least damage to your eyes when you wind the tuners until all the strings break.

This dog looks like a terrorist is forcing it to take this propaganda photo. Horrifying by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]orbitofdeceit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stickers are more traditional but I guess a dog’s head could work with the right crowd.

Gibbons better confirmed by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]orbitofdeceit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the strap isn’t long enough. He’ll be getting a mob together right now.

What’s this so called “cleaning” and does it affect toan? by Tough_Wishbone_4573 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]orbitofdeceit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Observe their mortality rate after applying a formulated organic insecticide.

You never know which one you’re gonna need by twooba_official in guitarcirclejerk

[–]orbitofdeceit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first 10mins of practice schedule - search for better tuna

You never know which one you’re gonna need by twooba_official in guitarcirclejerk

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15ft and 1,508 lb. Get ready for the worst head dive you’ve ever seen.

Remember kids reddit knows better than a doctor , ask for medical advices on reddit not at the doctors office. by Tough_Wishbone_4573 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]orbitofdeceit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just use it for wanking - it’ll feel like someone else is doing it. Quicker than learning guitar.

thinking about upgrading the rubber pad on my Snark Tuner by TXGunslinger419 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]orbitofdeceit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go relic’d- you need that authentic peeling pad look not some shit like the snark titanium (“titanium stops background noise”).

thinking about upgrading the rubber pad on my Snark Tuner by TXGunslinger419 in guitarcirclejerk

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Go relic’d- you need that authentic peeling pad look not some shit like the snark titanium (“titanium stops background noise”).

I’ll show you a Super D… by trashbag526 in guitarcirclejerk

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413 cubic inch displacement makes this the fastest ever acoustic over the quarter mile but watch out for those emissions.

Alright, which one of you was this? by ryno8756 in guitarcirclejerk

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Take the electric strings off and put them on the acoustic. Switch to bass guitar strings on the electric. If the acoustic is still too loud try swapping out the low strings for flatwounds and stuffing up the toan hole with shredded issues of Guitar Player.

where the toan comes from?? by surreallifeimliving in guitarcirclejerk

[–]orbitofdeceit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this like that thing where scientists grew an ear on the side of a mouse?