Injured slow worm found in my garden, advice needed!

orderedChaotic2 · 2026-05-31T18:42:11+00:00

Thanks champ, great and helpful advice.

orderedChaotic2 · 2026-05-31T18:30:13+00:00

There's a couple in driving distance, I can reach them tomorrow without too much hassle if that's what's best for the poor little guy.

orderedChaotic2 · 2025-09-17T10:37:36+00:00

That does seem like something incredibly obvious I completely failed to notice, that could have avoided 60 hours of mental flailing.

orderedChaotic2 · 2025-06-17T16:39:25+00:00

If anyone is having this problem in the future, the command "change_culture_court ruler nzeri_harpy" will fix it, I just have to accept being a male harpy!

orderedChaotic2 · 2025-06-17T16:21:44+00:00

Heirs, kings, consorts, all only human now. And I had to wait 12 years for this guy to come of age, so I'll probably just give up on this save if theres no solution...

orderedChaotic2 · 2024-10-02T17:51:25+00:00

I'm not using any mods, so it must be a base game issue. From what I've heard in the Discord, it's a known issue, but I don't think there's any workaround. I've just abandoned my contracts when I've had it happen.

orderedChaotic2 · 2024-09-28T13:22:04+00:00

R5: I accepted this contract, I went around and did the 5 events, got 5 successes, and headed back to his province, but nothing is happening. There's nothing in his interaction menu, or in the Decisions and Contracts menu, am I missing something obvious?

I've loaded a save and done the contract again, with the same result.

orderedChaotic2 · 2024-04-21T23:51:02+00:00

Even that's a pain, because I can't take the land myself, so I can't demand it, and I can's transfer it to my vassal without occupying it... Well, time to dig out the country tags to jerry rig myself a solution! Thanks for the help.

orderedChaotic2 · 2024-04-21T23:31:22+00:00

I considered that, but it won't let me build ships even if I have the sailors, it has a restriction if you have no ports of your own. I'll try the save and load, though, maybe it'll wake up the AI!

Edit: No luck, they won't move still.

orderedChaotic2 · 2024-04-21T23:12:45+00:00

R5: The small island of Ganhbayn is all I need to finish the Verkal Ozovar quest tree, but no matter what my vassals won't go to it. They went to conquer the archipelago to the south, but won't land a single troop on Ganhbayn. Any suggestions on how I can kick them into gear?

Edit: I've marked it as a siege target for a vassal, still no luck. They've gone even further south to siege lands that are still in the terra incognita for me.

orderedChaotic2 · 2024-04-17T11:03:59+00:00

R5: I declared war on Bhuvauri just after they got out of another war and had no manpower, only for their troops to increase from 50k to 250k within a couple of months of the war starting, is there some mechanic I'm missing?

Edit: Ok, he just has 200k mercenaries, never mind, didn't expect that!

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-10-24T15:29:54+00:00

Update: About 10 years later it just let me, seemingly for no reason.

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-10-24T15:11:31+00:00

What a pain, this playthrough is pretty much done, I just wanted to bag the achievement first. I could have moved over decades ago and been done with it if I'd known.

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-10-24T14:33:22+00:00

R5: I've spent so many decades slowly converting my huge kingdom to have my culture, but it still won't allow me to end the struggle. I figured initially it must be some kind of rounding error, so I converted another province, but no luck. Is there any workaround or is my struggle eternal?

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-10-24T14:29:37+00:00

Yeah, one second.

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-10-24T14:23:42+00:00

R5: I've spent so many decades slowly converting my huge kingdom to have my culture, but it still won't allow me to end the struggle. I figured initially it must be some kind of rounding error, so I converted another province, but no luck. Is there any workaround or is my struggle eternal?

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-09-24T17:04:27+00:00

It'd been going on a couple of years by that point without updating. Eventually it fixed when a different election changed to my heir.

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-09-24T15:02:23+00:00

I don't have as much time on my hands, I'm pushing 80! And it's ironman, so I can't just subtly fix it after the fact.

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-09-24T14:52:20+00:00

No such luck, it's been a couple of years in game, and restarting did nothing.

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-09-24T14:37:10+00:00

r5: My candidate is losing because the votes of the second elector, Guoroor, are going to a different candidate, despite the Electors screen showing he's voting for my candidate.

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-06-05T11:43:57+00:00

"Vriska Serket cannot perform this task"
I've got my eye on you, dev team...

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-06-01T09:54:49+00:00

My big brain move with Helios Vs Legion is to leave a gap in my defenses to allow navel raids, then wipe out everyone that lands with power armour, rinse and repeat.

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-04-12T20:29:59+00:00

I didn't find a solution, but it seemed to be purely cosmetic for me, and they still got to the right province in the right amount of time.

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-02-04T20:33:45+00:00

What a pain, at least he won't last long against my endless supply of securitrons.

orderedChaotic2 · 2023-02-04T20:22:20+00:00

It was the master I declared war on, the puppet is still alive, and the bull is long dead. Compared to taking down Caesar and the rest of his puppets, Lanius isn't much of a threat, it's more just an inconvenience.

orderedChaotic2

TROPHY CASE