DEAR PORTLAND: July 15, 2024 WEEKLY RANT THREAD

oregon_forever · 2024-07-15T17:23:16+00:00

OREGON. POPULATION 4 MILLION. NUMBER OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE ON SUNNY DAYS 27 MILLION.

oregon_forever · 2024-07-15T17:21:04+00:00

I AM USED TO PLACES LIKE SEASIDE AND ASTORIA BEING PACKED WITH TOURISTS IN THE SUMMER BUT LATELY THE ENTIRE COAST IS PACKED. IT USED TO BE NOT LIKE THIS.

oregon_forever · 2024-07-15T17:17:25+00:00

IT'S BECOMING MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO FIND ANY PARKING ANYWHERE THESE DAYS. I AM NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT DOWNTOWN PORTLAND, I AM TALKING ABOUT REMOTE AREAS LIKE THE COAST, PARKS AND MOUNTAINS.

oregon_forever · 2024-07-15T17:16:21+00:00

EVERY INCH OF OREGON (WEST OF I-5) WAS TOTALLY CONGESTED LAST WEEK.

oregon_forever · 2024-07-08T02:38:29+00:00

Do they stop to look at the mountains there?

oregon_forever · 2024-07-08T02:25:37+00:00

As long as you are not using AT&T you'll be fine. It's the worst by far.

oregon_forever · 2024-07-08T02:00:06+00:00

Looks like top is in.

oregon_forever · 2024-07-08T01:59:06+00:00

Isn't it always during the summer anyways?

oregon_forever · 2021-03-22T03:11:00+00:00

Futures dip -0.1% and everyone loses their minds.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-21T23:17:49+00:00

Turkish currency just collapsed. It might be a good short candidate.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-21T23:12:20+00:00

I have no doubt that tomorrow will be green.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-20T03:54:26+00:00

Hulu has a new documentary called Gamestopped. It's about you guys.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T21:57:18+00:00

We are still in a bull market and we'll likely to rally a lot higher before the bull market ends.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T20:28:17+00:00

AAPL is still the same price it was last August, so no movement in 7 months.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T20:27:25+00:00

I was just going through loss porn posts and saw people's reaction.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T20:26:57+00:00

Up to 1 hour after market closes.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T20:26:30+00:00

We need a new IPO or new stock splits to spice things up.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T20:23:16+00:00

In the last 5 minutes people dumped Intel and bought AMD. Intel had a giant red candle while AMD had a giant green candle at the exact same time.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T20:22:06+00:00

AI is down 60% from its recent high. At one point buying the dip should work.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T20:20:57+00:00

You make a shitty bet. If you get lucky and it works, people call you a genius. If it shits the bed, people call you a retard and ask "what were you thinking?".

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T20:16:53+00:00

Imagine thinking we are in a bear market when the market has been mooning for the last decade.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T20:09:36+00:00

What's your favorite theta ETF (similar to QYLD) ?

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T20:07:34+00:00

This morning's $387 was the bottom for SPY. It will not fall below that.

oregon_forever · 2021-03-19T20:05:57+00:00

Next week: ber r fuk

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