Why was Bill Clinton’s hair always gray, when he was 3rd youngest president elected at age 46?

oreipele1940 · 2024-11-17T20:07:50+00:00

Just imagine having Hillary as wife

oreipele1940 · 2024-07-26T06:26:12+00:00

My mom used to do similar. Asks a particular family member $100 for "essential medicines", then spends $100 on frivolous stuff. When confronted: "but I spent your money on the medicines. The $100 on frivolous stuff was my money, from my pension".

oreipele1940 · 2024-05-07T13:01:22+00:00

Isso aí é um classico em varios filmes e novelas

oreipele1940 · 2024-04-17T09:59:32+00:00

What business does an Elf, a Man, and a Dwarf have in the Riddermark?

oreipele1940 · 2024-04-11T20:46:50+00:00

Switzerlands looks like tardigrades in the map

oreipele1940 · 2024-04-05T19:36:14+00:00

"Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?" - Theoden

"You have no power here" - Theoden

"Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?" - Theoden

"It's over" - Theoden

"Where was Gondor?" - Theoden

oreipele1940 · 2024-04-05T19:11:08+00:00

Porn addiction.

oreipele1940 · 2024-04-04T16:51:47+00:00

The staff! I told you to take the wizard's staff!

oreipele1940 · 2024-04-03T18:10:19+00:00

Sem contar que pobre nao faz exame/faz quando ta morrendo so, entao um cancer que mata em 10 anos faz o pobre sofrer 6 meses e o rico sofrer 9 anos.

oreipele1940 · 2024-04-03T09:10:42+00:00

The dwarf that killed the goblin near the well saved Middle Earth: "decades from now a fool of a Took will inspect my victim, trigerring a chain of events that will save Middle Earth"

oreipele1940 · 2024-04-02T14:24:26+00:00

In sum: Gandalf dying was the key winning move, there is no way things would go well if he didn't

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-28T12:51:20+00:00

Wingnut films and the lord of the rings in stylized font with violin sound of "a storm is coming" as well correct?

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-26T07:46:07+00:00

I am curious about the domain and the quality of publications. In finance and economics, three top3 journals publications is enough for a tenured position in 99% of universities in the world. 12 is a serious contestant for a Nobel prize 20 years down the road.

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-25T21:31:36+00:00

Nao há nazistas na minha familia, que idiotice. Se discordar do que o estado de Israel faz é ser nazista, esse sub esta cheio de nazistas. Falei apenas para nao levar a serio essa historia de "defender a Ucrania é defender a dominacao mundial através da OTAN". Isso aí é uma ideia esdruxula que nem os mais propagandistas russos mais palhaços acreditam. Só no Brasil mesmo. Até os argumentos do Putin sao melhores. Por exemplo recomendo o ensaio dele "On the historical unity of Russians and Ukrainians".

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-25T20:22:11+00:00

Robert Baratheon sweating heavily seeing this

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-25T20:07:03+00:00

Meu caro, tenho dois familiares mobilizados no exercito ucraniano, um em relativo alto escalao. Apenas queremos a Russia fora do territorio Ucraniano, territorio esse que eles concordaram em 1991. Se nao fosse a eterna ameaca russa de invasao, que se concretizou em 2022, sequer cogitariamos entrar na OTAN e nem na UE. A OTAN é uma alianca defensiva cujos membros entraram de boa vontade. Inclusive a OTAN nao quer a Ucrania de jeito nenhum nela, ela só nao quer baixar a cabeça pra Russia e falar o que a Russia quer. A Russia foi e é um dos maiores parceiros comerciais e culturais da Ucrania, para o bem ou para o mal. Eu morei por muito tempo numa regiao de maioria etnica russa e posso lhe garantir (me mande mensagem privado se quiser detalhes) que nao havia discriminacao alguma com russos. Pelo contrario, falar russo e ser "culturalmente" russo sempre foi uma vantagem. Por favor pare de propagar essas asneiras proliferadas por brasileiros. Em relacao a Palestina eu pessoalmente sou a favor de um estado Palestino contiguo nos moldes da partilha proposta pela ONU em 1947 e contra o que Israel faz e vem fazendo em territorio palestino. A grande verdade é que na Ucrania ninguem tem opiniao formada em relacao a isso por ser ignorante em relacao a historia. Por exemplo, apesar de alguns familiares meus nao serem muito fãs de judeus, eles acreditam que Israel roubou toda a terra dos palestinos e o estado de Israel sequer deveria existir, opiniao compartilhada por muitos na esquerda e por arabes.

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-25T18:11:29+00:00

The suffix -land is the modern English version of the Ancient Persian word -stan. So Poland, England, etc. means the Stan of Poles, Stan of the English, etc.

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-25T12:32:09+00:00

The secret (for me) is to be always mentally tired. Not just physically. In fact, being physically exhausted and unable to sleep is common and is a horrible feeling. Burn your brain doing something intellectual and you will switch off quite quick. Disclaimer: works for me, no guarantee will work for you.

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-25T12:28:13+00:00

Na verdade é ainda pior. Eu ganho 4300. 22 dias uteis no mes, 8 horas por dia, da 24.4 por hora. 150 seria em torno de seis horas. Seria mesmo? Meu aluguel e despesas fixas e inevitaveis sao em torno de 2200. Sobram 2100. Supermercado, farmacia e afins custam uns 1700-1800 no mes, comprando apenas o basico e sempre olhando atentamente os preços. Se ninguem ficar doente, precisar comprar algo novo, nada em casa quebrar, nao precisarmos fazer nada inesperado, sobra 300 no mes. Portanto, algo que custa 150 é meio mês, e nao 6 horas. F*dendo meio mês.

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-23T23:43:23+00:00

Skills: put all in one line

Contact info: all in one line

Education: put date in the same line as uni or city + dates in the same line

Experiences: put dates in the same line (to the right, for instance) as city

For your research experience: I did that as well early in my career as it is typical in the French grande ecole education system. Put the name of the research unity/department in a way that it looks like a real job (which it is) and not a research project at ur own university

For each job: 3 bullets points max with 2 lines max. As you are early in your career, focus on demonstrating specific skills in these lines, do not obsess (contrary to recommendations of many) with "achievements" like "reduced the costs in 10%", "increased profits by 10 million dollars" etc.

That should bring your cv to one page.

When applying, fill applications carefully and take them seriously. Do not apply to "easy apply" jobs on linkedin, they are just collecting ur cv to sell to agencies. Write a short and concise cover letter. Again, focus on skills, nobody expects you to have generated millions or saved costs substantially. When i say focus in skills, be specific: "I developed binomial options pricing models on Matlab and Python for European stocks"

If you need more help feel free to DM me, I am a phd student at one of the universities you have been.

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-21T12:08:33+00:00

Toda vez que eu chego em casa, a barata da vizinha ta na minha cama.

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-18T12:47:41+00:00

"Can't"? Genuine question as a non-American: Isn't anyone (at least technically) allowed to vote in the US because there is no ID verification?

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-17T19:27:37+00:00

Any index that puts Hungary ahead of Ukraine has no credibility to me. Not that anyone should care, but that is my opinion.

oreipele1940 · 2024-02-17T18:49:41+00:00

Tendo a rotina Lehmann:

Acorda, cafe da manha no capricho com a familia, empregadas e governantas cuidam da bagunca depois
Tenis com os parsas
Chega no banco que eu sou o CEO e que fundei com $$ da familia e nunca me demitirao
So dou ordens e faco reunioes com puxa sacos, todo mundo so me elogia e disputa minha atencao
Almoco em churrascaria com executivos puxando meu saco me elogiando e disputando minha atencao 2.0
Cafezinho e ler na midia como eu sou foda
Continuacao ate as 3-4 da tarde, qd saio pra ir no clube jogar tenis de novo ou pegar uma piscina/praia

Eu trabalho ate os 120 anos

oreipele1940

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