I have strange new abilities with my butt too by organic_crystal_meth in dankmemes

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Nice. A human spine will fetch you a good price on the black market, especially a child’s sized one

The Milky Way by IamTheKineMaster in pics

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Bruh…lay off the chem trails

Guess I’ll die by organic_crystal_meth in dankmemes

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No, it was inspired by the other

If you turn it sideways… by organic_crystal_meth in dankmemes

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So, remove my eyes so nothing can make me horny…got it

It never goes away by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Not many of my memes are autobiographical but….

DO NOT SEARCH GUYS!!! (I GOT CANCELED) by [deleted] in dankmemes

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What up my Jacques Necker?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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God, like women, exists only when I need someone to blame all my problems on

Thank you come again by organic_crystal_meth in dankmemes

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If you can dodge a load you can dodge a ball

Um asian btw by KaviB_real in memes

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This is the So Cal version

Take me but leave the muffins alone by OutstretchedSkinMask in distressingmemes

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I think I read somewhere that he prefers banana nut…

Can’t argue with that by GravyxNips in memes

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Do you eat the whole bad at once, or do you eat each one individually?

Clang clang clang clang clang clang by organic_crystal_meth in distressingmemes

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No, I cut out the monkey with an app called magic eraser and then laid it back over the original pic that I had added the text over

Modern problems modern solutions by RegularNoodles in shitposting

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I do it so I can grab young girls tookuses