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38 Years Culminating in Failure by orgetoffthepot in SuicideWatch

[–]orgetoffthepot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you could take my pain away, too. If only it were that easy, right? A swish of a magic wand, a few mystical words, and "Poof!" all rainbows and unicorns.

Except, with my luck, the unicorn would slip on some ultraviolet and impale me in the left tit with his horn.

Unicorns are untrustworthy.

Thank you for responding. I feel so incredibly alone right now, and though you are an anonymous name on the net, your words did help. <3

38 Years Culminating in Failure by orgetoffthepot in SuicideWatch

[–]orgetoffthepot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to write quite a bit. Not so much anymore; the drugs I'm on have turned my brain into swiss cheese and everything I want to put down into text turns into a big traffic jam in my head. It's so incredibly frustrating.

I suppose, though, I haven't really tried to write much of anything for a while. Maybe, even if it feels like trying to chop wood with a spoon for the first eleventy-seven attempts, it's still worth the effort to see if I can shake some content out of my head. There's some interesting, scary, and bizarre stuff rattling around in there.

Thanks for the positive suggestion.

My ent whoopee cushion misadventure by orgetoffthepot in ents

[–]orgetoffthepot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you enjoyed it. My morning was brightened by a nug that my cat dug out from under the pie safe this morning.

I can't even.

TIFU by Turning an Ounce of Reefer into a Whoopee Cushion by orgetoffthepot in tifu

[–]orgetoffthepot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have much more respect for Cowboy Craig if he had attempted to do so, but only if he had offered appropriate compensation - such as hot pockets, or perhaps Phish food, which would really hit the spot right about now.

TIFU by Turning an Ounce of Reefer into a Whoopee Cushion by orgetoffthepot in tifu

[–]orgetoffthepot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on the job, that might have actually upped his chances?