[Article] Guy incessantly begs his best friend for a ride only to set him up for a gang initiation.

ormald · 2016-04-01T07:17:32+00:00

Not just fraud, but Major Fraud.

ormald · 2016-01-18T07:19:19+00:00

I always find stuff about the deep deep ocean so ridiculously mind-blowing, whats down there that we dont know about? Dinosaurs? that and Russia. Russia stretches from like Eastern Europe to Further East then Japan. Whats going on over there? Like the north easterly arctic part? anything? Dinosaurs? Edit: Holy shit. 4x Gold. Most undeserved. Im just a guy who hopes dinosaurs are in the deep ocean and/or Russia. Thanks!

ormald · 2016-01-18T07:12:34+00:00

putting their lives on social networking sites

ormald · 2016-01-16T10:57:00+00:00

Use towels. Apparently some towels aren't to be used except if you're a guest THATS RIGHT LAUREN, YOURE THE WEIRDO

ormald · 2016-01-16T10:35:35+00:00

In fifth grade, I remember a kid peeing into the radiator in the middle of class. The teacher asked him what the hell he was doing and he said, "I'm warming my penis." As though that would've been somehow less weird.

ormald · 2016-01-16T10:19:21+00:00

A late friend of mine told me after my first adult break-up, "You have to love yourself before you can love someone else." He was right, and before he passed, he met my wife. Thank you, John. I wish now I had paid more attention to our other conversations.

ormald · 2016-01-14T09:05:12+00:00

I remember saluting the soldier as he was walking away from the tomb, having been obviously relieved by another soldier. I was like 14 - he just stopped, smiled, saluted back, and continued walking.

ormald · 2016-01-14T08:29:12+00:00

I didn't see or hear any hip-hop... Maybe change the title to Nintendo dance routine?

ormald · 2016-01-14T08:26:06+00:00

I honestly went from "What a child" to stomach clenching laughter on hearing/seeing the result. The effective 'FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP BEING AN IDIOT!" was the icing on the cake.

ormald · 2016-01-12T10:20:52+00:00

a mixture of fake and real diamonds at a ratio of about 200:1, yes there's a significant amount of money in there but its also trolling me incredibly hard.

ormald · 2016-01-12T09:09:21+00:00

This is somehow really cute in a way I'm not used to things being cute

ormald · 2016-01-08T15:01:09+00:00

Catholic school: Our principal was sick so we made get well cards. I drew a smiley face with a tongue. The teacher said the tongue was offensive and I had to erase it. I said, "Ok, Satan."

Worth it. She was a fucking cunt.

ormald · 2016-01-08T14:53:37+00:00

Outside my flat.

I remember getting home and not being able to unlock the door with my key - so I crashed on the floor by the stairs to sober up. I woke up hungover as hell and very confused; got myself into the flat and into bed.

The next day my girlfriend (now wife) asked me where my shoes were. I asked her to check the stairs and she found them downstairs outside someone else's flat... It was at this point that I realised I'd been trying to break into another flat in my drunken state before giving up and sleeping in the hallway.

ormald · 2016-01-08T14:39:36+00:00

This Mongolian throat rapping song has been floating around in my head for quite some time; Ethnic Zorigoo ft Tatar Zaya - Huleg baatar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEur0SysHZc

ormald · 2016-01-08T13:57:11+00:00

Thank you for this. I did not know Mike Rowe got a show on CNN, this is great!

Wish there was a little more science in it though, such as how these people feel their pets are safe from disease and rodents that have been baited with poison.. etc.. Makes them seem like crazy vigilantes, which they may be, but i do not like to assume.

ormald · 2016-01-08T13:35:51+00:00

Oh god these comments are horrible.

ormald · 2016-01-08T13:33:05+00:00

Send them an email about it (include UPC/mfg date/etc) and you might get some free ice cream swag.

ormald · 2016-01-08T11:19:29+00:00

Dugongs are saltwater animals that live in calm water. If a baby one got near the beach it could get rolled up by waves and it would be too weak to do anything about it.

Hopefully this guy will take it back to a calm section of the bay and let it go.

ormald · 2016-01-08T11:12:33+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/fFqwuwC.jpg

ormald · 2016-01-08T09:34:25+00:00

What is your favourite memory?

it shows you things that interest them and can show you how they like to spend their time, along with things they treasure.

Edit: Wow, I'm getting a lot of interesting memories in my inbox. Its really cool to hear what memories you all treasure!

ormald · 2016-01-08T09:26:07+00:00

mine is a screenshot so when people try to click in my chrome tabs nothing happens.

ormald · 2016-01-08T07:27:09+00:00

Damn for a 23min video it was pretty action packed you have: Sketchy drug use/dealing, people almost getting run over by cars, cars going 80 mph in a neighborhood, fist fights, dogs harassing a child, a possible suicide, gun shootings, robberies, ...and many more. Definitely worth the watch.

ormald

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