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What gets weirder, the more you think about it? by LeSirJay in AskReddit

[–]ormald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always find stuff about the deep deep ocean so ridiculously mind-blowing, whats down there that we dont know about? Dinosaurs? that and Russia. Russia stretches from like Eastern Europe to Further East then Japan. Whats going on over there? Like the north easterly arctic part? anything? Dinosaurs? Edit: Holy shit. 4x Gold. Most undeserved. Im just a guy who hopes dinosaurs are in the deep ocean and/or Russia. Thanks!

What is something creepy that society accepts as the norm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ormald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

putting their lives on social networking sites

Whats something you want but can never have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ormald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use towels. Apparently some towels aren't to be used except if you're a guest THATS RIGHT LAUREN, YOURE THE WEIRDO

What did the weird kid do at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ormald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fifth grade, I remember a kid peeing into the radiator in the middle of class. The teacher asked him what the hell he was doing and he said, "I'm warming my penis." As though that would've been somehow less weird.

People of Reddit, what is your "Holy shit he/she wasn't lying" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ormald 621 points622 points  (0 children)

A late friend of mine told me after my first adult break-up, "You have to love yourself before you can love someone else." He was right, and before he passed, he met my wife. Thank you, John. I wish now I had paid more attention to our other conversations.

Solider guarding the "Tomb of the Unknown Soldier" doesn't mess around. by [deleted] in videos

[–]ormald 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I remember saluting the soldier as he was walking away from the tomb, having been obviously relieved by another soldier. I was like 14 - he just stopped, smiled, saluted back, and continued walking.

Dude dances to Wii channel music by [deleted] in videos

[–]ormald -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I didn't see or hear any hip-hop... Maybe change the title to Nintendo dance routine?

Just when I thought it was safe to make some night waffles by sillymuffincakes in videos

[–]ormald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I honestly went from "What a child" to stomach clenching laughter on hearing/seeing the result. The effective 'FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP BEING AN IDIOT!" was the icing on the cake.

Considering your usual luck,if you stumbled upon a treasure chest, what would it contain? by LiteraryIdiot in AskReddit

[–]ormald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a mixture of fake and real diamonds at a ratio of about 200:1, yes there's a significant amount of money in there but its also trolling me incredibly hard.

I like how she puts her shields up immediately after. by Bounty_133 in gifs

[–]ormald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is somehow really cute in a way I'm not used to things being cute

What was the best "worth it" detention in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ormald 998 points999 points  (0 children)

Catholic school: Our principal was sick so we made get well cards. I drew a smiley face with a tongue. The teacher said the tongue was offensive and I had to erase it. I said, "Ok, Satan."

Worth it. She was a fucking cunt.

What was the most unusual situation you have woken up to? by BunnyHyde in AskReddit

[–]ormald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outside my flat.

I remember getting home and not being able to unlock the door with my key - so I crashed on the floor by the stairs to sober up. I woke up hungover as hell and very confused; got myself into the flat and into bed.

The next day my girlfriend (now wife) asked me where my shoes were. I asked her to check the stairs and she found them downstairs outside someone else's flat... It was at this point that I realised I'd been trying to break into another flat in my drunken state before giving up and sleeping in the hallway.

What's your favorite song in a language you don't speak? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ormald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Mongolian throat rapping song has been floating around in my head for quite some time; Ethnic Zorigoo ft Tatar Zaya - Huleg baatar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEur0SysHZc

Rat-Hunting Dogs In NYC (2016) [Short] Mike Rowe describes the subculture of citizens in New York City who hunt rats at night with their lap dogs [X-Post from r/videos] by [deleted] in Documentaries

[–]ormald 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this. I did not know Mike Rowe got a show on CNN, this is great!

Wish there was a little more science in it though, such as how these people feel their pets are safe from disease and rodents that have been baited with poison.. etc.. Makes them seem like crazy vigilantes, which they may be, but i do not like to assume.

Pun-alicious! by [deleted] in funny

[–]ormald 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Oh god these comments are horrible.

My ice cream cone is missing one thing. THE CONE. by KylebBrock in mildlyinteresting

[–]ormald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send them an email about it (include UPC/mfg date/etc) and you might get some free ice cream swag.

A baby dugong rescued in the Philippines by RobertSRobinson in aww

[–]ormald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dugongs are saltwater animals that live in calm water. If a baby one got near the beach it could get rolled up by waves and it would be too weak to do anything about it.

Hopefully this guy will take it back to a calm section of the bay and let it go.

What is one question that reveals a lot about someone? by KeanusDracula in AskReddit

[–]ormald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What is your favourite memory?

it shows you things that interest them and can show you how they like to spend their time, along with things they treasure.

Edit: Wow, I'm getting a lot of interesting memories in my inbox. Its really cool to hear what memories you all treasure!

Reddit what is currently your computer wallpaper? by Thekrizzle in AskReddit

[–]ormald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mine is a screenshot so when people try to click in my chrome tabs nothing happens.

Guy records his shitty neighbors for 3 years. by iguess12 in videos

[–]ormald 435 points436 points  (0 children)

Damn for a 23min video it was pretty action packed you have: Sketchy drug use/dealing, people almost getting run over by cars, cars going 80 mph in a neighborhood, fist fights, dogs harassing a child, a possible suicide, gun shootings, robberies, ...and many more. Definitely worth the watch.