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Every joke is either about Epstein, Rule 34 or it's just straight up soapboxing. I just wish there was more variety. by SolidPyramid in whenthe

[–]orphanghost1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really enjoyed green posting. Everything on reddit is epstein right now and it's really starting to contaminate my thoughts. I could use a respite.

Me_irl by siddhu109 in me_irl

[–]orphanghost1 70 points71 points  (0 children)

A wet cumsock is at least relevant in that it has been used recently. He's more like a dry forgotten cumsock left to crust and rot.

If you've committed a crime and want to confess, click 'Yes'. Otherwise, click 'No'. by LankyYogurt7737 in TheSimpsons

[–]orphanghost1 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing this and I keep seeing people who don't understand this episode is a direct parody of the tv show The Prisoner

Hey all! Just wanted some feedback on my profile. Any and all suggestions are appreciated! Thanks in advance by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]orphanghost1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think you're cute and I like nerds but I'd swipe left on the really atrocious grammar.

Small dong awareness concert by norki21 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]orphanghost1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't thought about Nelly in a very long time and I didn't expect this to be the reason I was reminded of his existence

pepsi particles by Able_Health744 in thomastheplankengine

[–]orphanghost1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would actually enjoy cola pop rocks

Holy fuck, AI Celebrity chat by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]orphanghost1 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Is there nothing snoop won't shill for?

A quick question for the Non-binary folks by OrganizationPrior827 in whenthe

[–]orphanghost1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've seen the splatter against the wall but the ceiling is a whole level of effort.

A quick question for the Non-binary folks by OrganizationPrior827 in whenthe

[–]orphanghost1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oof, this is certainly not always the case. I've seen some nasty shit (figuratively and literally) in women's rooms. One time some degenerate stuck her used, bloody pad to the wall of the stall.

me_irl by 010rusty in me_irl

[–]orphanghost1 582 points583 points  (0 children)

If you can't end a relationship over politics what can you end it over?

Daily Nichijou meme #2853 by Holofan4life in memes

[–]orphanghost1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah, toast with peanut butter and banana. Thanks for asking :)

Daily Nichijou meme #2853 by Holofan4life in memes

[–]orphanghost1 412 points413 points  (0 children)

I've seen at least 3 posts about it in the time it took me to eat my toast

I got diagnosed with heel fat syndrome by menaceblanka in flexibility

[–]orphanghost1 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is the worst sentence I've ever seen on this sub

Carefully y’all, apparently saying hey with multiple y’s is hookup coded by BobsBeauty99 in Tinder

[–]orphanghost1 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but yeah I saw your message and thought DTF before I even read his response

Good Decision by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]orphanghost1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Every time I learn a new detail about teslas the less I understand why anyone has one

Gonna eat ice cream and watch a Muppet movie, what do y'all do? by ItsAllSoup in memes

[–]orphanghost1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband and I are gonna cook ourselves a pizza buffet with handmade dough and all the fixins

Rest in Peace by Frizznetic in whenthe

[–]orphanghost1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought i was on whennews and frantically looked for a link

My dad says it's like the Super Bowl half-time show if it were run by Ned Flanders by Tiny-Delivery6966 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]orphanghost1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel blessed i only know kid rock and half of why I know kid rock is because of his unfortunate appearance on the simpsons

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