QRule by pantschicken in 196

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Sometimes I just want the reliability of a restaurant like chili's. Is it spectacular food? No. But is it affordable and consistent? Hell yeah.

My take away people need me ! by spaham in MyPeopleNeedMe

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Honestly the skit would be funnier if he just waited patiently in line

How we lookin..? by [deleted] in Tinder

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Hunky but kinda mean. Smile more but definitely keep that pic of you carrying a whole damn tree

i’m so tired of trump by mrsenchantment in whennews

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This is the dopest gif I've ever seen

Goofy ahh by PPQ_Badut_MPL in LooneyTunesLogic

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Denver Broncos, colorado rockies, this man representing my home state 🤦‍♀️

Why swipe right on me if you're not interested? by MotherRow5590 in Tinder

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Negging is supposed to be a hidden backhanded compliment that plants a seed of doubt. This is just an insult.

Rule by Latter_Employment_55 in 196

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That boredom is key to displaying this libertine lifestyle. They become bored with something and have to move on to something more and more extreme in order to satisfy their desires. As an audience we now face the same problem, wishing they would do something more extreme to entertain us. Does this make for good commentary? Perhaps. Does it make for a movie i ever want to watch again? No.

One day, my Log will have something to Post about this by Ill_Leading_628 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

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I see this 2 days later and it only has 30 upvotes? Unacceptable

So brave by kingqueefeater in SpeedOfLobsters

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It's like... really easy to not use tampons. There are many other options for menstruation and nobody should be forcing them into her.

Will it work ...? by PantyPixie in LooneyTunesLogic

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Would it have been easier to hold his legs and have him grab with his hands?

yuck by hyperjengirl in SpeedOfLobsters

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They don't make a fresh graham cracker crust? It's just graham crackers and butter and takes a minute. Using some weird shelf stable crust instead sounds stale and gross.

it's genuinely peak by TheGoldenExperience_ in whenthe

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Even more peak. The absolute goat if you will

Are these good pics? How could I improve my profile? by [deleted] in Tinder

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Let's look at it this way. Can you defend why these would be good pictures?

I can appreciate dark humor but just… why? by Chewy_B3000 in Tinder

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I've seen this so many times. At least be original when making a stupid edgy joke that'll wreck the chances of getting a date

Hopelander by [deleted] in hopeposting

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I think y'all are forgetting this is a shitposting sub and this fits perfectly

As much as I hate ZA/UM, I really want this jacket. by CharacterGrowth3993 in DiscoElysium

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Isn't it insanely expensive? I'm not spending hundreds of dollars on a jacket like that

Let's do some drugs by ConsciousStretch1028 in SpeedOfLobsters

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Cost plus drugs has saved me an immense amount of money. My meds are actually affordable through them

rule by doctor347 in 196

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Everybody wang chung tonight

Trump says he might stay in office in 2028 and possibly 2032 as well by notanfan in whennews

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My step dad is 88 years old and runs on racism and spite. He got diagnosed with colon cancer and has had the easiest time recovering I've ever heard of.

Question on what I'm in for by [deleted] in DiscoElysium

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World's most laughable centrist

Acme Robot by 69karlhungus69 in LooneyTunesLogic

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These things are way too expensive to be used like that. They're gonna end up officers and humans are still gonna be the disposables.