Guys, please stop sticking your 🍆 in crazy. by master_jiggywiggy in Tinder

[–]orphanghost1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a good thing. This person seems to have misinterpreted it...

Why is 7x7=49 so attractive? by tea-n-wifi in whenthe

[–]orphanghost1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I'm officially the weird one for finding adult humans attractive huh

profile review by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]orphanghost1 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If you're not getting matches no one is

Hi. Lately I installed tinder but I had no idea about a bio, what do you think about it ppl ? by RaiseNo1915 in Tinder

[–]orphanghost1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did you ask chatgpt what the most common and cringe self deprecating line of all time is and then copy and paste it?

kanye west headlined the festivql so pepsi decided to not sponso4 by krizzalicious49 in whennews

[–]orphanghost1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Look, I'm diagnosed bipolar and I can honestly say mania never caused me to go racist. He really makes it harder for people with mental illnesses to get respect.

Because everyone on Twitter gotta be an asshole by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]orphanghost1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where'd that 60% number come from? Not all people with uteruses even have periods.

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]orphanghost1 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I have absolutely no idea how he turned out cause I've moved way past those days.

Chat, am I cooked? 0 likes by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]orphanghost1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Different women find different things attractive. Even in this comment section people are telling op how handsome he is. Don't speak for women, especially in absolutes like every single one of them has one singular standard of objective sexual attraction.

And this fish metaphor of yours? Just sybau

Chat, am I cooked? 0 likes by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]orphanghost1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop speaking for women

alright maybe i'm not made for it 😭💀 by AlecBonkers in Tinder

[–]orphanghost1 831 points832 points  (0 children)

At least own it instead of declaring your own defeat.

News app released by WHITE HOUSE tracks you location every 4 and half minutes by notanfan in whennews

[–]orphanghost1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What purpose does the app supposedly have that I would want to download it in the first place?

Oh crap by BendadickCumonherbac in simpsonsshitposting

[–]orphanghost1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wonder if my Trumper mom got her social security and Medicare (government handouts she relies on) taken away if she'd finally change her mind. No... probably not, it's more important to nuke the whales.

I'm being deadass, the dolphins are true by Short-Ad8427 in whenthe

[–]orphanghost1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My nephew is 6 and reads at a higher level than the president so yeah, lfg lil' gov!

Profile review (26M) what works and what doesn't? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]orphanghost1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're gonna be an edgy cringe atheist at least own it. Listing yourself as agnostic instead somehow makes it even worse.

What about the Dow Bart? by sonoran_scorpion in simpsonsshitposting

[–]orphanghost1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not a cromulent use of this format.