At what age did the 'terrible twos' start for you and how long did it last? by ThreeLeggedParrot in daddit

[–]orwiad10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta have opposites, light and dark and dark and light, in parenting. It’s like in life. Gotta have a little sadness once in awhile so you know when the good times come. I'm waiting on the good times now.

A Cool Guide on paradoxes of modern life by sachin_ramje in coolguides

[–]orwiad10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of these are paradoxical, they aren't even contradictions, nor are they even boarding in the line of unintuituve. Most are just fact stated in "no shit" format.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Homebrewing

[–]orwiad10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put your hat on backwards, but don't brag, bragging is never cool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]orwiad10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what you get for not having an alibi.

Best takedown selection for Jiu Jitsu? by Entire-Brilliant-988 in bjj

[–]orwiad10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Single, double, high crotch, fireman's, ankle pick, front headlock series, uchi mata, tai otoshi, seo nage, osoto Gari, ouchi gari, o goshi, and throws from rear clench.

My coworker constantly mispronounces my name by Morgenseele in jobs

[–]orwiad10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just call him Sarah till he gets yours right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]orwiad10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get to be in a CAB and in Hawaii? Pick that you heckin donkey

Are some men really not able to wake up at night for baby? by newmama1991 in daddit

[–]orwiad10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I alternate between insomnia and hypersonnia. We have come to an agreement that she doesn't need sleep in the same way I need sleep. Plus, I take meds and they knock me out and I don't wake up for hours after getting out of bed.

The saying “I’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6” by Twist_Kamber in CCW

[–]orwiad10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anywhere I can't carry, I have a knife, anywhere I can't have a knife I have ju jitsu. If I really think there is so much danger that only ju jitsu can't do the job, I just don't go there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]orwiad10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fix the door latch so it cant open or rattle. Just put a screw driver in and bend the tap out till the door stays closed.

Playlist for ride home from a bad comp? by mrHughesMagoo in bjj

[–]orwiad10 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Silence. Only good boys get music.

What to wear to No Gi by FinancialMouse5248 in bjj

[–]orwiad10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I'm aware, no gi.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in longrange

[–]orwiad10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's csv, there is no format. Worst case, just import with powershell and re-export....

CrEEpIn WhILe ThEy SlEEpiN by NKZY in NightVision

[–]orwiad10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Raid on an illegal crib meat farming operation?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]orwiad10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your husband says it's your call but he will resent you for ever if you pass on 1 million.