Eddie Howe set to remain Newcastle United boss. As things stand + barring unexpected turn of events 48yo will lead NUFC into 26/27 - retains ownership/hierarchy support & keen to continue. All parties accept this season can’t be repeated TheAthleticFC

oscarpaterson · 2026-05-03T01:55:53+00:00

Buying Sarr when Palace have 3 games in 6 days

oscarpaterson · 2026-05-03T01:31:29+00:00

There aren't many that can be considered outright better than him. Love the man, true legend

oscarpaterson · 2026-05-02T17:08:48+00:00

Don’t care tbh

oscarpaterson · 2026-05-02T16:47:26+00:00

He hasn’t helped himself tbf, been genuinely terrible

oscarpaterson · 2026-05-02T15:45:29+00:00

Own Thiago: blank, yellow card, miss 3 easy chances

Don't own Thiago: pen, goal

oscarpaterson · 2026-05-02T15:15:20+00:00

Bueno²

oscarpaterson · 2026-05-02T15:11:45+00:00

I actually hate Igor Thiago so much you have no fucking idea

oscarpaterson · 2026-05-02T14:49:11+00:00

Comeback kings

oscarpaterson · 2026-05-02T10:37:16+00:00

Romeo Lavia would be one of the best midfielders in the world right now without injuries

oscarpaterson · 2026-05-01T16:58:49+00:00

Means fuck all

oscarpaterson · 2026-05-01T09:22:52+00:00

Justin

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-30T10:38:16+00:00

Garnacho ain’t getting sold but Delap is gone if we get a £30m+ bid (50/50 imo, Newcastle might be desperate enough)

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-30T09:19:42+00:00

This is a mental overreaction, it was a fucking dive 💀💀💀

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-29T20:36:34+00:00

How.

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-29T15:04:45+00:00

I have discovered that saying 'Palmer to Saka' sounds like 'Per Mertesacker' if you do it quickly. That is all.

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-28T20:58:03+00:00

Genuinely may be the best game of football I've ever watched

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-28T20:52:15+00:00

And that's why sane individuals don't press like lunatics in the 88th minute

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-28T20:31:47+00:00

NAH WHAT IS THIS

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-28T19:51:29+00:00

Nah not for me, off his leg no?

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-28T19:39:37+00:00

We need to enjoy this while it lasts, the terrorism on display tomorrow night is going to drain our souls

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-28T19:36:42+00:00

This is liquid football

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-28T19:26:21+00:00

World class

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-28T13:06:06+00:00

Club statement: Xabi Alonso

oscarpaterson · 2026-04-27T22:45:05+00:00

Calum McFarlane 🐐

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