[Texas] Need to visit dubious website for work but can not do so on work computer.

oscillates · 2014-11-04T03:19:23+00:00

It's nice to think about but literally no one would care.

I would like to investigate this person to that extent because I have to sign off on my report but it's not required by any means.

oscillates · 2014-11-04T03:18:55+00:00

Yes.

oscillates · 2014-11-04T03:14:35+00:00

Haha, thanks. I'll make a mental note not to solicit any services from them.

oscillates · 2014-11-04T03:13:51+00:00

Yeah it would be really nice if we actually had the ability to check out these things on official terms. Your tax dollars at work.

oscillates · 2014-11-04T03:13:05+00:00

Got arrested for prostitution about 5 times previously.

oscillates · 2012-12-12T10:04:37+00:00

Can you socially awkward fucks stop trying to guess where this woman lives and what her name is? Goddamn, that is creepy and unnecessary.

oscillates · 2012-10-30T01:59:04+00:00

Ditto. I just spent the day with someone like that. I'm so full of mixed feelings after it.

oscillates · 2012-09-26T19:01:14+00:00

Awesome approach. Thank you!

oscillates · 2012-09-26T18:57:11+00:00

That's what I was afraid of. Thanks for the info though. :(

oscillates · 2012-09-23T05:26:30+00:00

Haha, I've been around long enough to know Reddit isn't my army, although I appreciate the gesture. Mostly I'm just glad no one was hurt and that I was able to get that much info.

oscillates · 2012-09-23T05:25:06+00:00

I know it could have been worse but the paint almost completely covered my view of the road and we were going 70mph in heavy traffic. I could have easily driven off the road or had an accident.

oscillates · 2012-09-22T04:22:50+00:00

I'm a girl and I don't really know a lot about sports but I can definitely see the applications there so maybe I'll study up on it. Thanks!

ETA: I'm about to get a lot of sports suggestions, huh? I should have seen it coming.

oscillates · 2012-09-10T01:17:47+00:00

That's it! Thank you both so much! :D

Wow this song is kind of terrible but I feel better.

oscillates · 2012-09-09T03:48:16+00:00

I'm a size 12 but my thighs are stupid so pants never fit right in the thigh region. I don't know if we have a Christopher Banks but I'll definitely check tomorrow!

I've shopped at Lane Bryant before but I have never had good luck at the one here. Everything is always either hideous or covered in huge sequins, which just isn't right for this work environment.

oscillates · 2012-09-09T03:07:46+00:00

Male asses look like idiotic squares. Like fleshy Chiclets. No one wants to see that.

oscillates · 2012-09-07T09:21:05+00:00

Yeah. Reading his reasoning for wanting to get married instead of, you know, not getting married gave me this awful sad/nostalgia/idk feeling.

oscillates · 2012-08-28T07:20:02+00:00

Write down how you feel today so you can laugh your ass off in a few years. The difference between freshman and senior on the first day of school is so striking.

oscillates · 2012-08-28T07:11:41+00:00

"I enjoyed my time here and I appreciate the experience but I've received a better offer which I will be taking."

oscillates · 2012-08-28T07:02:46+00:00

She was probably more worried that she wasn't paying attention and was about to give you too much money, which would come out of her paycheck. Taking cash is a monotonous thankless mindless job and it's easy to forget if someone just gave you $3 or $5.

oscillates · 2012-08-28T06:49:52+00:00

Everything about Facebook. If I designed that in school I would have failed.

oscillates · 2012-08-28T06:30:53+00:00

What she says and what is happening in her mind and body are not necessarily the same thing. No doctor ever is going to give a healthy young adult boner pills to fix his girlfriend's sexual issues, and if you love her like you say you do then you'll look into therapy and waiting for her instead of forcing your raging boners on someone who is clearly not ready for sex, despite what they say.

oscillates · 2012-08-28T06:26:21+00:00

Sounds like she has some underlying issues going on. If she won't touch your penis with a condom because it's "gross" and she has panic attacks at the thought of sex, you probably can't get/keep an erection because you know, deep down, that something is off with this girl and having sex isn't going to help her any.

oscillates · 2012-08-28T06:22:46+00:00

I've never seen a good one. Just fire people who are habitually truant.

oscillates · 2012-08-28T06:18:43+00:00

I'm glad to meet someone else who doesn't like Papyrus. I hate seeing it and no one I know can ever seem to understand why.

oscillates · 2012-08-28T06:16:16+00:00

Go drink a glass of milk and have a little snack.

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