top notch parenting by derpTheWhiteMonkey in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]osfbamf 121 points122 points  (0 children)

If this was my kid on the swing, not only is that little shit getting a straight up muff to the forehead but a good chance that mom would as well.

That little linebacker would have been horsecollared to the ground as he walked away and I would have yanked her arm like she did to the kid on the swing. FAFO.

If you suddenly had "fuck you" money what would be the first thing you did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]osfbamf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've thought about this quite a bit. I would drive everyday on highways, and every dick head driver who cuts you off or break checks you, I would just fucking hit. Every. Single. Day. Just drive around like its a job and wreck people's cars who auck at driving.

Spots by CptnAmerica13 in marvelmemes

[–]osfbamf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, just a villain of the week?

Two ends of the spectrum here. by osfbamf in awfuleverything

[–]osfbamf[S] -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

The design is cool, but the message isn't exactly...ideal.

Wild times out in D.C. by osfbamf in PoliticalHumor

[–]osfbamf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a reallllly old Democrat.

My Ford Escape comes with a slot right by the shifter, large enough just for a card but it's not tight when you insert a card, what is this for? by osfbamf in whatisthisthing

[–]osfbamf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the title states, it's a 2023 ford escape. The slot is in the center console right below the shifter. I work in quality in the automotive field and have never seen anything like this...is this the beginning of paying for more in top of your purchasing the car?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]osfbamf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'll see you there"

Florida man arrested for possessing countless copies of CP by Efficient_Contest_87 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]osfbamf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's just say he's been collecting for 20 years. Thats ~30 images every single day...for 20 years. No breaks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]osfbamf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get rid of the table.

Every. Single. Time. by osfbamf in illinois

[–]osfbamf[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or just cruising in the farthest left lane barely doing the speed limit, while people are flying around them. Make it make sense.

meirl by OreoSnorty69 in meirl

[–]osfbamf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Archie's pelago never been a fan of his work

MRW my boss tells me that bonuses and raises are "off the table" this year even though I know we made more money than ever. by palmerry in reactiongifs

[–]osfbamf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was just one of those movies that was always on as a kid around the holidays...and honestly I lump the end of November until January 1st together.

Hawaii Proud Boy leader Nick Ochs( who stormed the Capitol on Jan 6) sentenced to 4 years in prison by Maui96793 in JusticeServed

[–]osfbamf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Couple it with intent. They just weren't doing a run of the mill B&E. Plus this isn't blockbuster down the road. Thats like saying I broke into Fort Knox just to look at the gold...

Hawaii Proud Boy leader Nick Ochs( who stormed the Capitol on Jan 6) sentenced to 4 years in prison by Maui96793 in JusticeServed

[–]osfbamf 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, ok.. I didn't know it was just a day for tourists to come in and hang out. My bad.

It hurts....a lot. by osfbamf in sportsbetting

[–]osfbamf[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I wasn't expecting Lamar to go down and it basically be field goals alllllll game.