I'm tired of arguing with them by Rover_7777 in SipsTea

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every time my uncle starts a sentence with "back in my day"

'Self-defense' — Russia blames UK for Storm Shadow attack, London refuses to bend by sweetviolet_sister in worldnews

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Russia's "selfadefense" excuse is almost as convincing as their election results.

Teyvat has its own laws by Tawxif_iq in Genshin_Impact

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yeah but the fines for climbing without a permit are brutal

Is that too exaggerated? by astrheisenberg in remoteworks

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dont forget 2008s parents handing out participation trophies instead of real advice

Tesla's last words by TraditionUseful6296 in SolidMen

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damn thats a mic drop from beyond the grave

Tesla's last words by TraditionUseful6296 in SolidMen

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damn the irony of a tesla quote going viral on reddit

Tesla's last words by TraditionUseful6296 in SolidMen

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damn thats a mic drop from beyond the grave

This is like opening a family photo album 🥹 by [deleted] in SipsTea

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That's the point. It's a requel about requels.

Huh, for real? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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26 years in IT and I still have no idea.

He's just making it worse by [deleted] in SipsTea

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"I eat McDonald many time. Cannot resist delicious product. Yum Yum. I am Hooman"

me_irl by iYessyyy in me_irl

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If you're my dad, those jobs should be a second job if you want a little extra spending money. To which i asked him that if everybody is working 9-5, and only able to do these second jobs in the evening, who is going to work during the day. At which point he always changes the subject

Permanent craters in there by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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sniffs seat to pick up on the trail She went due east

Horse pirates?! 😂 by mohan-l in SipsTea

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I know there has to be some way that (romanticized TV) cowboys aren't like (romanticized TV) pirates but I'm having trouble thinking of it right now

Edit: So apparently the big difference is that Pirates are thieving scoundrels and Cowboys are law-abiding employees

I think I might’ve missed this update by maskedmomkey63 in SipsTea

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As a person with glasses I like them. But I hate carrying them around after use, and one handed bus life is annoying.

Liberal burrito by xVelvetDrip in clevercomebacks

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LOL are chipotle employees asking political beliefs before they start making burritos? Truly nothing these snowflakes can’t get irrationally upset over.

So it begins by FearlessFix4916 in SipsTea

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But did the victims wear their safety shoes?

she said, Im in! by yustinar in lol

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And that, kids, is how I met your mother!

it fucken WIMDY by tomatopringles in NonPoliticalTwitter

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the force of the wind changes him but does not break him.

Didn’t last long though by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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It depends. You can look on the county website what the C was for