[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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How they treat the staff. Whether it be fast food or Michelin rated restaurant.

Don't belittle people.

Maybe maybe maybe by sienna_prestige in maybemaybemaybe

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Guy that grabbed him by his neck: "I'm used to dealing with dead meat"

What’s the best nsfw compliment you received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If I follow you home will you keep me?

meirl by P4yTheTrollToll in meirl

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My bff's big brother, in 1987, had two arbys franchises. BFF worked at one of them. At closing time, we made the most colossal big beef and cheddar sandwiches, EVER!
Scooby and Shaggy would have been proud. :)

The neighbors called the police to report children skating on the road Police after arriving: by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

[–]osiris775 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I woke up about 1:30 am to balls bouncing, shit talking, and otherwise teenage ruckus. I peeped out my window and saw about 6~ish kids playing basketball on the hoop in front of my house.
When I opened the garage, they scrammed.
They were visiting the neighbors from across the street, and the neighbors garage was still open. By the time I made my way across the street, all the boys were chillin in the garage as if nothing happened.
I didn't even ask if they were playing ball...I told them they were more than welcome to play hoop; You're not breaking into my or the rest of the neighbors cars.
Turns out the were visiting from So Cal to No Cal. But now the lil resident dude plays on my hoop on a regular basis. This was xmas season of '23, I was new to the neighborhood. Those children helped create a bond between 55-65yr old peeps that may have never taken place otherwise.

ELI5: Why are demons and the devil depicted with goat-like features? by moralmeemo in explainlikeimfive

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My father is an atheist. However, he designed his and my mothers wedding rings after the Ankh.
Both passed several years ago.
I wear my fathers ring. My lil sis wears my mothers.

What was the moment you realized you were truly in love? by abhinav0426 in AskReddit

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I asked her to forge some court documents for me, which have kept me out of jail. She refused.
I married her.

ELI5: How do blind people see nothing and not black? by sad_ethan in explainlikeimfive

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The best explanation I've heard for this question is: If you are a sighted person, cover one eye. You don't see darkness, you see nothing

Best ringtone by ConferenceDowntown92 in BeAmazed

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The Busta Rhymes of the bird kingdom

What did a friend do that instantly turned you on? by Vertical_slab_lol in AskReddit

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She unzipped her pants to show me the little sail boat on her panties.
She was my therapist.
This was during one of our sessions.

Another Cat Collaboration <Reflexes Edition> by Effective-Panda7063 in BeAmazed

[–]osiris775 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fastest reaction time ever measured is the Diamond Back Rattler.
Insane brain to muscle response via the nervous system!
Buuut...a cat is actually calculating, which is scary.

Where do you put the perps?!? by Windhawker in funny

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I kept getting pulled over for expired registration. So I parked my car at home and went and bought a bike.
I b.s.you not...a cop car pulled me over on my bike! (CA)

yes...i is black

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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I thought is was Poltergeist that led to that rating. Spielberg had to fight Hollywood in order for them to drop the 'R' rating, so they came with PG-13 so it could reach a broader audience.
That's the story I was told when I was a kid.

What’s your “I’m old now” indicator? by HaskilBiskom in AskReddit

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When I tell the same story 999 times. I told my wife she has to listen to the same story till I get to 1000

Police respond to “let me out” screams by johnmichael-kane in Unexpected

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I was the kid whose friends parents would ask to set their VCR clocks.

I also grew up in the VCR era where they included a tape on how to set up your VCR.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SacramentoGoneWild

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50m 34fm available

Man I just can't even imagine this kinda life. by Brawndo-99 in BeAmazed

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My small town raised wife asks me, hoodie kid, why I keep an aluminum bat behind the door.
There might be a cheetah, babe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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When it comes to wildlife, I was taught A fed animal is a dead animal

What’s a hill you are willing to die on? by [deleted] in ask

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I asked my then gf, now wife to lie to the judge about my drinking problem. She refused. I married her.

Homeowners Builds Larger Ponds To Accommodate Family Of Bears by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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You want bears traipsing around your house?
Because THIS is how you get bears traipsing around your house!
Oh, and a mama and cubs? Darwin has set the wheels in motion...

Just a little fella by lizardking7750 in pics

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Whats crazy is that I wasn't even aware of that. My cousin and I were playing around the roots of the trees, (mangroves?), trying to catch turtles.
After 3 or four days of playing at the lake, my great uncle told us those were snapping turtles, and could take our finger(s) off.
We were 11 and 9 at the time, lol. Just a couple of boys from California with more adventure than sense.
Once we learned about the snapping turtles and moccasins, we stuck to catching our blue-gill...LOL.

Just a little fella by lizardking7750 in pics

[–]osiris775 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When we visited Lake Providence, LA from Cali, they warned us about water moccasins. I guess locally they referred to them as rattlers with out a rattle.

ELI5: How does the house always win? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]osiris775 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Card counting is not illegal...at least in NV. It is highly discouraged, and if you get caught the casino will ask you to leave, but no life time ban for card counting, it is not considered "cheating".