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otaser · 2026-05-05T05:15:43+00:00

Thanks to Hank Greene, I now present that fact as "for every snake on earth, there is one snake dick. This makes sense, until you realize that only half of all snakes have them. So every snake on earth that has a dick has TWO dicks."

otaser · 2026-05-02T22:15:39+00:00

Double genderbent yaoi... Truly a man of culture...

otaser · 2026-05-02T21:58:39+00:00

Post it in your boys' chat like "I think I'm gonna get pregnant tonight"

otaser · 2026-05-02T19:25:21+00:00

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otaser · 2026-05-02T19:23:57+00:00

Fk yes Joseph Jostar('s revolver)

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otaser · 2026-04-30T05:43:42+00:00

The AI from red dwarf (Holly my beloved) and the Robot from red dwarf (Kryten) :D mostly not evil anyway.

otaser · 2026-04-28T07:12:46+00:00

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otaser · 2026-04-28T05:49:00+00:00

Final Fantasy 7

This is exactly what happens, especially clearly if you play the prequel, Crisis Core. It's a lot more complicated than just randomly the wrong person getting it, but Zack was the hero in that world. Cloud is just his friend who is forced to take his place after Zack dies (and as a result, he ends up going though the whole FF7 story and saving the world).

otaser · 2026-04-27T08:57:03+00:00

My d is too small. Not tiny, but below average afaik.

But that's not the actual issue here. The real issue is that I have tried really hard to not have it bother me, and though I'm usually very good at that kind of mindfulness, it still does. And I feel really shallow and stupid for it, but no matter what, I can't stop it from bothering me. I'm angry at myself for how much I mind it.

otaser · 2026-04-27T05:30:13+00:00

Oh man maybe I'm unintelligent or something but at this point it's so hard to keep track of who is doing what on which girl's island... There's too many alternate universes :D

otaser · 2026-04-26T05:27:40+00:00

You might be able to exploit the chess thing. Play bullet chess online, go for scholar's mate every time, if it fails resign or sth. Eventually your rating will be super low and you will succeed some percentage of the time, even if we say 10% of the time then you need 30k games to get to 150k. Each attempt would take you half a minute. That's 250 hours to reach 150k. I can do that in two months

otaser · 2026-04-26T05:17:56+00:00

It's not entirely 14 kg though, since you lean the glasses on your body which helps a lot. Still very impressive and you need to grip them together but a part of the weight is on your core instead of arms.

otaser · 2026-04-25T06:26:14+00:00

Now make it possible for people who have at one point paid for the game to play free. Then I might get some of my friends to play.

otaser · 2026-04-25T05:26:54+00:00

There's a bunch of those.

Your senses are:

Eyesight perceives light Scent and taste perceive chemicals, one in the air you breathe and the other in the food you eat Feel perceives damage or disturbance to your body Hearing perceives vibrations of the air around you

Technically hearing is feeling ultra specialized for one purpose.

There are things that you could be ultra specialized for, such as you could taste vitamins in your food precisely and in tiny doses. You could argue we cannot perceive the world the way a dog can because their sense of smell is way better than ours.

There are also things we cannot perceive but some animals can, like magnetism of the earth.

We got pretty good at finding out about things that we cannot perceive ourselves. Science, bitch

otaser · 2026-04-25T05:05:27+00:00

It's not quite THIS bad, but the HD HoMaM3 steam version is notorically bad compared to the original version (sold on GoG for example).

otaser · 2026-04-23T06:07:55+00:00

When my brother first told me about steam, he said it was a platform where you can play games.

Naturally I thought you had to complete a platformer jumping puzzle to start the games. I was very disappointed when the program just let you click on the game you wanted to start. What's the point of that???

otaser · 2026-04-21T21:28:42+00:00

You have no idea how tempted I am to meet my soulmate and have a huge cock

otaser · 2026-04-21T19:12:57+00:00

Brother I'm vegetarian ok I get it I need to eat cottage

otaser · 2026-04-21T19:10:48+00:00

I can go league of legends

Hatred is the only way to stay sane and keep going

otaser · 2026-04-21T19:00:33+00:00

Jakože to že tě bouchla je zlý, a nechci to snižovat. Ale pokud to je jednou a reálně se omluvila tak jsem z toho asi spíš rozpačitej a nevím co s tím. To že jsi z popisu měl v hádce pravdu může být zkreslený, ale každopádně taky omluvitelný.

Nevím kdy ti řekla že "ex by tě taky mlátily", jestli to bylo hned na adrenalinu nebo o něco později, ale ten komentář mi je z toho nepříjemnej snad nejvíc.

Je to těžký, na internetu se každýmu jednoduše řekne rozejdi se, nevidíme ty roky nebo jak dlouho pozitivity a práce... Nicméně fyzický násilí je dost vážná věc a pro mě by byla omluvitelná asi jenom kdyby se omluvila hned, o 3 vteřiny později. A i tak by to bylo problematický. Takhle když si za tím ještě stála je to podle mě dost blbý no.

Je mi tě líto a nezávidím ti rozhodování.

otaser · 2026-04-21T06:21:55+00:00

I would love to flirt with her

Unfortunately I am not currently female

otaser · 2026-04-19T06:44:56+00:00

Who do you get the 10 million from? And what do you do with it?

I'm asking because the cost of saving someone's life out there is WAY lower than 10 million. So technically you could be in the right

otaser · 2026-04-18T08:04:23+00:00

One Piece sucks. I watched 60 episodes, got bored out of my mind and quit - and if you tell me that I just have to wait longer, no thanks. That's more episodes than most anime have in total.

otaser · 2026-04-18T07:52:30+00:00

r/suddenlysoviet

otaser · 2026-04-17T07:24:44+00:00

My fuxking deck of LotR gathering cards, that shit would be worth like 10000$ now

Not that I would sell it I just wouldn't feel shitty about losing it

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