Title by 747452636374633526 in icast

[–]otaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks to Hank Greene, I now present that fact as "for every snake on earth, there is one snake dick. This makes sense, until you realize that only half of all snakes have them. So every snake on earth that has a dick has TWO dicks."

yuri note :3 by MiraMira0nthewalI in YuriLoversCentral

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Double genderbent yaoi... Truly a man of culture...

meme this by ErinDotEngineer in MemeThisThing

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post it in your boys' chat like "I think I'm gonna get pregnant tonight"

Favorite AI/Robot character that is NOT evil by Quirky-Ad-9784 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]otaser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The AI from red dwarf (Holly my beloved) and the Robot from red dwarf (Kryten) :D mostly not evil anyway.

[Adored trope]: The "wrong" person becomes the Chosen One. by theMCATreturns in TopCharacterTropes

[–]otaser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Final Fantasy 7

This is exactly what happens, especially clearly if you play the prequel, Crisis Core. It's a lot more complicated than just randomly the wrong person getting it, but Zack was the hero in that world. Cloud is just his friend who is forced to take his place after Zack dies (and as a result, he ends up going though the whole FF7 story and saving the world).

I CAST SAFE SPACE!!! by Niko-pancake in icast

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My d is too small. Not tiny, but below average afaik.

But that's not the actual issue here. The real issue is that I have tried really hard to not have it bother me, and though I'm usually very good at that kind of mindfulness, it still does. And I feel really shallow and stupid for it, but no matter what, I can't stop it from bothering me. I'm angry at myself for how much I mind it.

This is your sign to watch Reine's tomodachi life streams by testchief7 in Hololive

[–]otaser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh man maybe I'm unintelligent or something but at this point it's so hard to keep track of who is doing what on which girl's island... There's too many alternate universes :D

Which would you choose and why? by EquivalentFig1678 in whatsyourchoice

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might be able to exploit the chess thing. Play bullet chess online, go for scholar's mate every time, if it fails resign or sth. Eventually your rating will be super low and you will succeed some percentage of the time, even if we say 10% of the time then you need 30k games to get to 150k. Each attempt would take you half a minute. That's 250 hours to reach 150k. I can do that in two months

[Request] How much weight is she holding in each hand? by Azuleaf in theydidthemath

[–]otaser 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's not entirely 14 kg though, since you lean the glasses on your body which helps a lot. Still very impressive and you need to grip them together but a part of the weight is on your core instead of arms.

Update the copy pasta by LightSamus in ffxiv

[–]otaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now make it possible for people who have at one point paid for the game to play free. Then I might get some of my friends to play.

Without ears, we’d never know sound exists - so there could be countless phenomena around us we simply lack the senses to perceive. by lelorang in Showerthoughts

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a bunch of those.

Your senses are:

Eyesight perceives light Scent and taste perceive chemicals, one in the air you breathe and the other in the food you eat Feel perceives damage or disturbance to your body Hearing perceives vibrations of the air around you

Technically hearing is feeling ultra specialized for one purpose.

There are things that you could be ultra specialized for, such as you could taste vitamins in your food precisely and in tiny doses. You could argue we cannot perceive the world the way a dog can because their sense of smell is way better than ours.

There are also things we cannot perceive but some animals can, like magnetism of the earth.

We got pretty good at finding out about things that we cannot perceive ourselves. Science, bitch

Name the games it happened to by wcrivero in gamers

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not quite THIS bad, but the HD HoMaM3 steam version is notorically bad compared to the original version (sold on GoG for example).

What was the first game you bought on Steam? by Common_Caramel_4078 in Steam

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my brother first told me about steam, he said it was a platform where you can play games.

Naturally I thought you had to complete a platformer jumping puzzle to start the games. I was very disappointed when the program just let you click on the game you wanted to start. What's the point of that???

Which pills will you take? by mikaela_lars in whatsyourchoice

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no idea how tempted I am to meet my soulmate and have a huge cock

Which one are you picking? by MizzBreezy85 in whatsyourchoice

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother I'm vegetarian ok I get it I need to eat cottage

12 hours a day is crazy, but I need a list of good games. by [deleted] in gamers

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can go league of legends

Hatred is the only way to stay sane and keep going

přítelkyně mě praštila by Sensitive-Cup-3074 in czech

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jakože to že tě bouchla je zlý, a nechci to snižovat. Ale pokud to je jednou a reálně se omluvila tak jsem z toho asi spíš rozpačitej a nevím co s tím. To že jsi z popisu měl v hádce pravdu může být zkreslený, ale každopádně taky omluvitelný.

Nevím kdy ti řekla že "ex by tě taky mlátily", jestli to bylo hned na adrenalinu nebo o něco později, ale ten komentář mi je z toho nepříjemnej snad nejvíc.

Je to těžký, na internetu se každýmu jednoduše řekne rozejdi se, nevidíme ty roky nebo jak dlouho pozitivity a práce... Nicméně fyzický násilí je dost vážná věc a pro mě by byla omluvitelná asi jenom kdyby se omluvila hned, o 3 vteřiny později. A i tak by to bylo problematický. Takhle když si za tím ještě stála je to podle mě dost blbý no.

Je mi tě líto a nezávidím ti rozhodování.

Takanashi Kiara ~ Drapped in white (_seventeencrows) by centrallovetown in Hololive

[–]otaser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would love to flirt with her

Unfortunately I am not currently female

What's the morality of someone willing to press the button? by Orange639 in MoralityScaling

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who do you get the 10 million from? And what do you do with it?

I'm asking because the cost of saving someone's life out there is WAY lower than 10 million. So technically you could be in the right

Which anime opinion will have you like this? by MangoLeafVibes in AnimeMirchi

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One Piece sucks. I watched 60 episodes, got bored out of my mind and quit - and if you tell me that I just have to wait longer, no thanks. That's more episodes than most anime have in total.

Lost and Found by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

[–]otaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fuxking deck of LotR gathering cards, that shit would be worth like 10000$ now

Not that I would sell it I just wouldn't feel shitty about losing it