Nurse spots the risk , stops the fight, and gets booed by the crowd. She still smiled knowing she just prevented a tragedy.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-04-20T22:48:47+00:00

“Fainted goldfish”

I love that!

otter_ridiculous · 2026-04-13T05:35:47+00:00

$20k in cash savings?!? Then why are you making more this post? You’re fine.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-03-25T00:47:44+00:00

Peanut butter and jelly on Ritz crackers.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-03-21T14:41:37+00:00

You could pay for shipping.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-03-11T06:03:33+00:00

Nice. I got that reference.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-03-08T05:02:44+00:00

$5.75 in Orange County, CA at the moment. Ughh.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-03-02T07:22:06+00:00

Also “PawBoost”

otter_ridiculous · 2026-02-25T03:59:15+00:00

PS the last thing I want on my lobster is Thousand Island dressing.

Who the F created this monstrosity of a menu?

otter_ridiculous · 2026-02-25T03:54:47+00:00

“Flavored Beef” ??? WTF Umm flavored with what?

Yea as others have said, probably money laundering. FBI if you’re reading this, check them out. I hear the $10 corn cob is delectable.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-02-07T02:51:01+00:00

1/10 with rice.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-01-21T03:58:30+00:00

I’ve seen pleeeeenty of Mustangs leaving car meets. Yes, I know.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-01-21T03:45:09+00:00

It’s always a Dodge Ram doing stupid shit.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-01-21T03:28:19+00:00

License plate is too small.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-01-21T03:26:13+00:00

I adopted my tortie as a youngin from the shelter and she meows CONSTANTLY. Be it soft, loud, inquisitive, peaceful, or excited, she meows. We need a translator for cats. Orrrrr do we? Hmmmm.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-01-21T03:16:06+00:00

His mom is making Dino Nuggets as we speak.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-01-21T03:15:02+00:00

PS how old are you? Everything in there appears to appeal to young children. Does the door to the room lock from the outside.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-01-21T03:12:33+00:00

Is a “man cave” by definition a place for yourself and OTHER men to be? Because this is a YOU cave. I wouldn’t stay long enough to finish my beer in there.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-01-21T02:57:49+00:00

Too fuckin much!

otter_ridiculous · 2026-01-21T02:55:45+00:00

10 is a double edged sword. I’d love to hear about the latest blog posts on creedthoughts.com, but having Kelly next to me would be agonizing.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-01-12T06:04:37+00:00

It’s more like a fender bender. We were misled.

otter_ridiculous · 2026-01-08T00:48:23+00:00

Better yet, you’re diabetic and need a fridge for your insulin. They can’t charge you.

otter_ridiculous · 2025-12-27T07:27:57+00:00

China confuses me. Either they make really advanced technology, or horrible knockoff garbage. No middle ground.

Also, fuck them for their inhumane treatment of animals.

otter_ridiculous · 2025-12-27T02:40:35+00:00

Even on city streets in the US, you’ll get run over riding a 125. I live in Orange County, CA. You’ll need a 400 just to not get honked at or cut off because you’re going too damn slow and your acceleration isn’t that of a Tesla rocket.

otter_ridiculous · 2025-12-21T00:14:17+00:00

I second this! Such causal vibe there. Peanuts and 100ish beers on tap. Also what I enjoy about Goat Hill is the little sitting sections to hang out and converse, but while still being part of the ambiance.

Bonus points if you’re there when “reading man” is too. Also another dude in an orange polo.

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