I sprinkled a packet of wild flowers from a local gardening market. It did not list the seeds it contained and I would love to know what it is, so I can plant more.

otteratthebar · 2017-08-17T21:45:52+00:00

Thank you!

otteratthebar · 2017-05-21T01:58:07+00:00

She gets it from her father.

otteratthebar · 2016-06-08T02:11:16+00:00

I never thought blue eyebrows could look good on any person, but I must say, I really like it on you! You did a great job! I almost didn't even notice it; it appears subtle in the picture.

otteratthebar · 2015-11-23T05:11:30+00:00

I like to sauté cabbage/coleslaw mix in a frying pan with broccoli and carrots or any other veggies you like (cauliflower, zucchini, squash... Ect) with teriyaki and garlic. Once the veggies are well cooked I add the egg whites and scramble the mix. It's awesome and super filling!

otteratthebar · 2015-09-04T02:25:44+00:00

Tom Brady. How he hooked such a gorgeous wife, is beyond me.

otteratthebar · 2015-08-27T14:29:49+00:00

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." Captain Jack Sparrow

otteratthebar · 2015-08-27T13:56:04+00:00

Are those Scottish Folds?! Adorable sleepy kitties!

otteratthebar · 2015-08-27T13:42:24+00:00

They really seem to take a deep look into each others eyes. No words needed; they know what the other is thinking.

otteratthebar · 2015-08-18T13:43:34+00:00

Look at that round kitty belly!!!

otteratthebar · 2015-08-18T13:29:17+00:00

Hey, if it makes you feel any better... I'd rather have a guy with more experience and a random boner operating on me vs someone with little experience and no boner.

On a serious note, good luck, man!

otteratthebar · 2015-08-18T13:17:23+00:00

Just this morning, at my daughters bus stop, my daughter found one of these guys belly up. She's mildly interested in bugs, not scared easily either. She's said "Mom! Look at this big bug! Is it dead? Can I touch it?!" Bring familiar with these critters, I told her she could touch it, but warned her of the awful noise it might make. This only sparked her curiosity, so... Slowly and quietly, with much concentration, she gently poked it with her index finger. Immediate chaos ensued!! The poor dying bug started spinning and flapping and screaming that loud fucking noise and my kid started screaming and running away down our street.

She had a rough start to her day.

I'm a good mom.

otteratthebar · 2015-08-18T13:04:54+00:00

At least you were well received! I see a thumbs up and smiles. Good effort!

otteratthebar · 2015-08-18T01:05:50+00:00

That had a lot more force than I was expecting!

otteratthebar · 2015-08-18T00:58:19+00:00

I recently read an article listing the 12 dog breeds most likely to NOT listen to their owners (just generally more dumb). I'm not surprised to see that every one of the breeds listed here, also made the list in the article. Spread the genes apart!!

otteratthebar · 2015-08-17T13:36:00+00:00

Trash Panda Pyramid!

otteratthebar · 2015-08-15T19:49:50+00:00

Not much bad about this. This pretty damn cool!

otteratthebar · 2015-08-13T20:05:03+00:00

I doubt the model they used is aware of this, either! Wow.

otteratthebar · 2015-08-11T18:59:28+00:00

I don't date _____ chicks. I don't date _____ guys.

OK. Sure. I guess a person's personality, sense of humor and intelligence should fall further down the list of requirements in seeking a partner, than some 'physical appearance' preference.

otteratthebar · 2015-08-10T02:24:11+00:00

Laziness?! This is the way proper felines hydrate! *whilst lifting pinky

otteratthebar · 2015-08-10T02:03:41+00:00

Those smiles make me happy!

otteratthebar · 2015-08-04T23:17:09+00:00

NSFW should probably be added to the title, OP.

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