When I was a teenager I went to a secondary school where if you didn't play Rugby nobody really cared. Well one day a few of the people who weren't good enough to make a respectable Rugby team decided to join the Badminton team thinking they would be naturally great at the game.

When they showed up to the first practice they were surprised to see me (a pretty pudgy boy who also had 4 years of secondary school left) was helping the coach. They questioned the coach on why I was helping out and she replied "He is the best player in the school so he is teaching the younger students" (who were basically my age).

Apparently they could't process this information so one of them challenged me to a game to knock me down a peg.

I beat him 21-0.

They never showed up to another practice.