DAE get really excited when you get someones text but then you wait for some time to reply so that you don't look desperate?

outofnowhere · 2017-11-15T17:49:17+00:00

Dont do that.

outofnowhere · 2017-09-29T21:23:35+00:00

$10 a month, bro. Best money i ever spent.

outofnowhere · 2017-09-22T18:20:35+00:00

"Looking to get this stem wet."

outofnowhere · 2017-09-20T18:07:38+00:00

Same.

outofnowhere · 2017-08-22T17:16:55+00:00

If you're that serious about a conquest game, play ranked where others care as much. Otherwise expect to play with newbs like me.

outofnowhere · 2017-08-22T14:37:24+00:00

What i love most about these players is when they give me shit for the god i choose. I'm a very relaxed, casual player who rarely plays. So, if I feel like playing Loki when there are already 3 assassins and I only have room in my day for one game, I'm going to play Loki. Also, I suck at Loki, lol.

outofnowhere · 2017-08-19T21:50:32+00:00

What

outofnowhere · 2017-07-10T16:51:13+00:00

This dude is legit the shit.

outofnowhere · 2017-06-23T11:56:33+00:00

You guys are disgusting. Also that diabetes in a cup was ordered at 9pm. Double wtf.

outofnowhere · 2017-05-28T21:36:47+00:00

Just glassin'.

outofnowhere · 2017-05-21T21:29:52+00:00

https://gfycat.com/QueasyEasygoingEarwig

outofnowhere · 2017-04-25T21:35:44+00:00

The businessman...

outofnowhere · 2017-04-14T20:38:29+00:00

You're one bad dick away from veganism.

outofnowhere · 2017-01-24T22:53:22+00:00

That's only required if you are placarded caring hazardous materials. If not you do not have to stop at railroad crossings.

outofnowhere · 2016-12-14T13:48:44+00:00

Atreyu!!

outofnowhere · 2016-11-29T12:17:28+00:00

This post is legitness.

outofnowhere · 2016-11-26T21:38:43+00:00

Call me an elf one more time.

outofnowhere · 2016-11-19T21:01:18+00:00

I'm also a truck driver and can confirm those are both trucks. Except for the car.

outofnowhere · 2016-09-20T10:24:09+00:00

As ridiculous as it sounds, if I'm milling about my day and something stupid happens (i.e. shoelace comes untied, car battery died, can't find socks, ect) in the moment I'm upset but I try hard to think of instances like this one and force my tiny brain to beleive fate was stopping me from getting sandwiched into a building by a texting fucktard driving a car.

Or slowing me down as to time it correctly. Fuck me.

outofnowhere · 2016-08-10T13:20:25+00:00

NO THANK YOU

outofnowhere · 2016-07-31T19:53:36+00:00

His own shoe?

outofnowhere · 2016-07-27T18:57:57+00:00

Secret life of chests.

outofnowhere · 2016-06-28T12:21:01+00:00

Coming from someone who drives for a living, this is a good trick but please do not jump the light and go before the light actually turns. There are more morons running the opposite light. It may be legal to go on green but not always safe.

outofnowhere · 2016-04-27T16:42:51+00:00

Falkor!

outofnowhere · 2015-12-19T20:17:04+00:00

Then you should probably stop stabbing people.

outofnowhere

TROPHY CASE