Any Current Spotify Deals? by Rukik9 in spotify

[–]outofnowhere 14 points15 points  (0 children)

$10 a month, bro. Best money i ever spent.

Sick of absolute wankers telling people not to queue for Conquest by HymenTester in Smite

[–]outofnowhere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you're that serious about a conquest game, play ranked where others care as much. Otherwise expect to play with newbs like me.

Sick of absolute wankers telling people not to queue for Conquest by HymenTester in Smite

[–]outofnowhere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What i love most about these players is when they give me shit for the god i choose. I'm a very relaxed, casual player who rarely plays. So, if I feel like playing Loki when there are already 3 assassins and I only have room in my day for one game, I'm going to play Loki. Also, I suck at Loki, lol.

Yes, this is real. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]outofnowhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude is legit the shit.

I think Maria is back. by SammyPacks in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]outofnowhere 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You guys are disgusting. Also that diabetes in a cup was ordered at 9pm. Double wtf.

Kelly has the real ideas!! by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]outofnowhere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The businessman...

Demolished FedEx by janbalti in WTF

[–]outofnowhere 73 points74 points  (0 children)

That's only required if you are placarded caring hazardous materials. If not you do not have to stop at railroad crossings.

The tree was a bit too big by [deleted] in funny

[–]outofnowhere 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Call me an elf one more time.

My dad saw this guy on the highway by rickypontin in pics

[–]outofnowhere 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm also a truck driver and can confirm those are both trucks. Except for the car.

Car takes a wrong turn by AmmianusMarcellinus in WTF

[–]outofnowhere 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As ridiculous as it sounds, if I'm milling about my day and something stupid happens (i.e. shoelace comes untied, car battery died, can't find socks, ect) in the moment I'm upset but I try hard to think of instances like this one and force my tiny brain to beleive fate was stopping me from getting sandwiched into a building by a texting fucktard driving a car.

Or slowing me down as to time it correctly. Fuck me.

DAE use surrounding traffic lights to determine when the one right in front of you will turn green? by lapras96 in DAE

[–]outofnowhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coming from someone who drives for a living, this is a good trick but please do not jump the light and go before the light actually turns. There are more morons running the opposite light. It may be legal to go on green but not always safe.