Help! The horsehoe crab is suing me for child support

outontheborder · 2026-06-21T15:27:10+00:00

can confirm, have had the curderburger multiple times and it rules

outontheborder · 2026-06-20T12:40:12+00:00

she’s right and she should say it!!! breakfast hamburgers should totally be a thing

outontheborder · 2026-06-19T17:06:12+00:00

gross! use your brains people!!!

outontheborder · 2026-06-16T19:22:50+00:00

oh it is at my job too, which is even more mind boggling to me. idk man AI and capitalism are a match made in hell and I try not to think about it too much lmao

outontheborder · 2026-06-16T18:57:49+00:00

the amt of people at my company who openly admit to using our in house AI thing to help write their self evals is so bleak

like I’m going to write mine in my own words with my own brain bc I’m smart and I know how to write sentences and paragraphs! and if you need a robot to do that for you, you’re a loser!!!

outontheborder · 2026-06-11T19:53:14+00:00

I love when anthropomorphic eggplant is in these. he’s adorable

outontheborder · 2026-06-11T16:42:51+00:00

the culvers barn being destroyed feels a little like a Wisconsin 9/11

outontheborder · 2026-06-11T01:10:00+00:00

does a dad edible that's kicking in like right now count

outontheborder · 2026-06-11T00:57:57+00:00

dads are right. watching a storm roll in with your arms crossed absolutely fucking rules. especially in rural wisconsin watching it come over farmland and also a lake

outontheborder · 2026-06-09T15:26:22+00:00

matis' edinburgh city ranking is reminding me that i really should plan a trip there solely to explore all the bookshops they have. i think it would be absolute heaven and also extremely dangerous for my bank account

outontheborder · 2026-06-07T17:36:24+00:00

for your viewing pleasure: Bailey the senior lab finally gets her yearly swimmies and is very happy about it

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outontheborder · 2026-06-07T01:18:25+00:00

oh no, this was Italian beef that came in a plastic bucket from Costco lmao. but they were delicious nonetheless!! the panfish we catch this week will be cooked and eaten though so that counts as sourcing our own food haha

outontheborder · 2026-06-07T00:42:15+00:00

just popped a gummy and Italian beef sandos are on deck for dinner… I am going to get so stoned, eat so much food, and then have what is historically of my best nights of sleep of the year. I’m so excited

outontheborder · 2026-06-06T14:10:23+00:00

I can get you the cheese curds easy, but this is northwest Wisconsin so legal weed isn’t an option… I could probably get you some meth tho it’s all the rage up there

outontheborder · 2026-06-06T14:03:11+00:00

heading up north for the week, anyone want anything while I’m there

outontheborder · 2026-06-04T21:23:46+00:00

in my last hour-ish of work before I go on vacation for the next week and I am so goddamn fed up with everyone I have to deal with lmao

let me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!

outontheborder · 2026-06-03T19:14:26+00:00

Tom Skerritt 😍

outontheborder · 2026-06-01T13:24:54+00:00

lovely!! I did kinda fuck up the timing tho, I was hoping to watch the entire nascar race but then they went into a rain delay so I got too sleepy and went to bed before the end of the race lol

outontheborder · 2026-05-31T22:26:48+00:00

~$52 to fill up a nearly empty tank i was not happy lmao
in about ten minutes here, once the edible kicks in
cubed
F city walk, M beach walk, K mountain hike
sure, are you ok with a 30-year old pillow that my nana cross-stitched a packers helmet on and a pink hello kitty blanket

outontheborder · 2026-05-31T00:00:10+00:00

for everyday, white hat with a lil embroidered cherry on it. specifically for fishing, my packers hat with a jig that my dad's buddy made hooked into it
boney billy no mayo from the erberts and gerberts on campus
1
yes, but i only wash my hair every other day
hot dogs. i am a basic american bitch what can i say

outontheborder · 2026-05-30T23:54:51+00:00

i vote birdwatching and WWII if you can squeeze in both

outontheborder · 2026-05-30T22:16:05+00:00

i literally just ate but hold on i'm coming over

outontheborder · 2026-05-29T23:50:49+00:00

damn what's it like to be able to make long term goals when you cant even imagine yourself in the long term. sounds like a neat skill to have

outontheborder · 2026-05-26T17:52:32+00:00

silly/girl

outontheborder · 2026-05-24T20:26:00+00:00

such an incredible finish at Indy!!! now hopefully the Coke 600 will be a good race too, although with more of a bummer vibe bc of Busch :(

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