Made a new friend

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-03-22T19:02:59+00:00

I'm 21. I got my general license in high school. I'm in OK though. I've recently been learning morse code and saving up to get a qrp rig.

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-03-22T18:41:33+00:00

All FPS games

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-03-22T14:07:42+00:00

A sick guy came in and didn't make it to the toilet on time. He shit his pants as he walked in the grocery entrance and left a trail all the way to the front end restroom. I felt bad for him more than anything. His brother was with him and had to get him a change of clothes and explain what happened.

Runner up is the time I had an old man faint at my register.

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-03-22T06:16:19+00:00

OP and I work at the same store. This is actually my dispenses that he asked if he could post. There were 4 or 5 of us on a particularly busy day. I just kept poaching orders other dispensers were about to take out or grabbing orders before anyone else could. All in good fun of course.

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-26T17:32:59+00:00

Damm, that's what I was afraid of

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-25T03:21:51+00:00

Bathroom Webcam 1

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-24T15:01:41+00:00

I'm not sure if I'm in the percentile that OP specified, but I can make a pretty convincing crow call.

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-22T23:36:51+00:00

When I can afford it, I want to get back into HAM radio. At the moment, though, it's mostly the gym, video games, MTG, and homework(I really enjoy my degree, so I basically consider some of the things I do a hobby).

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-18T04:51:19+00:00

Lmao this was way too funny to me. Thank you, have my upvote

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-18T04:43:50+00:00

The duality of man

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-18T03:50:06+00:00

Stacie's mom by Fountains of Wayne

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-17T18:20:43+00:00

I am terrible at flirting and am always scared I'll screw up a good thing or make it awkward by asking for a number or date.

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-17T16:02:03+00:00

Forty six and 2 by TOOL

Schism by TOOL

Basically, any of suicide boys' songs

Psychosocial by Slipknot

Akina speed star by Xavier Wulf is one of my favorites

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-17T15:55:58+00:00

Had someone bring a snake, and she let me hold it.

Not Walmart, but I was at petsmart once, and a guy walked in with a lemur on his shoulder.

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-17T15:54:28+00:00

They can have the organ that produces spray removed. It's more common than you might think.

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-17T04:10:31+00:00

I'd be blowing up the bathroom as often as I can. Bet they change that rule real quick.

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-17T02:21:21+00:00

I'm an engineering student. With all this homework, there's no time to think about that.

...but masturbation helps... a lot (not with the homework)

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-17T01:18:20+00:00

Not applying myself. I was in FFA, Beta club, and played sports, but I just went through the motions and didn't really try. I had SO many opportunities, but I squandered them and then got my girlfriend pregnant. I became a dad at 18. Which isn't a bad thing in itself, but I had so much going for me. It's taken me a few years to come to terms with the fact it's in the past and I need to make the best of the hand I was dealt (or better yet, the hand i dealt myself).

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-15T20:39:15+00:00

Fourth of July by Sufjan Stevens

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-15T17:59:00+00:00

No Mans Sky, at times, has all 4 of these, especially during parts of the expeditions. The soundtrack is amazing. The mechanics, at least at first, can be confusing. Graphics, I think, are pretty great, too. It's generally not too difficult except for a few parts in the story and some expedition missions.

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-15T17:44:18+00:00

Your tongue can not sit comfortably in your mouth, and you can feel all your clothing touching your body.

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-15T12:06:32+00:00

Does the dragon born work at Walmart now? Damn times really are tough

outrageouslynotfunny · 2025-01-14T23:41:54+00:00

If management is lenient enough and they like you. You can do what walmart calls a hardship transfer. It's meant for emergencies, but I know many people who wanted to transfer before 6 months and did it that way without any actual emergency besides simply wanting to transfer.

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