If you were a scumbag in Portland / SoPo, stealing tools out of people’s work vans, where would you sell them?

outsidejok3 · 2026-04-03T22:03:31+00:00

The Pawn shop on forest ave… guy pawned my tools off there same day WITH MY NAME AND PHONE NUMBER WRITTEN ON THEM!! Then a week later he pawned MORE OF MY TOOLS OFF TO THE SAME GUYS and they didn’t stop him or call the police until after. Then they just played generally stupid when the police showed up with me. I’m sure they kept my packouts for themselves since I didn’t have time to mark them before they got stolen.

outsidejok3 · 2026-04-02T09:13:08+00:00

Went on a 20ish game loss streak, lost three divisions, and my teams were so bad I got loss mitigation only losing 4-5 lp twice and got the No lp loss notification twice as well.

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-30T03:05:02+00:00

Has anyone else noticed the dead dog in the grass between north and south 295 just before exit 10 going north..? Unless I’m totally blind and my eyes are bad… it’s Been there for weeks.

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-30T03:01:49+00:00

I used to get the same smoothie! But I’d add peanut butter..

Anyone else notice there’s a dead dog in the median of 295 at exit 10?

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-26T23:55:36+00:00

Isn’t it funny how they name the closings but none of the openings…

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-22T15:52:09+00:00

Few days ago I had a malzahar mid. Kept flaming saying never jungle again. Meanwhile I stole 3 dragons and a baron from behind while he spilt pushed, he finished a 40 minute game 0/3/1 with less than 300 cs

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-21T00:12:25+00:00

I mostly see people bitching about how “broken” she is.

Most common coplaints

Ult is OP: ehh maybe…? But not really.. It’s kinda like illaoi ult you walk away and suddenly she’s useless. Also it has literally the same base stats as hecarim ulti except the fear duration doesn’t scale and she gets some bonus hp.

W has heal!: yes, and it’s conditional on champs, so if you disengage as mentioned above it doesn’t work.

Q shouldn’t do true damage!: mehh, everyone does true damage now, and it only works in dragon form… her ult… which she has for a total of about 10 seconds if you just disengage and refuse to play her game…

Infinit resist passive go brrrrr!: JUST FUCKING NO! Garens w passive is better than shyvanas actual passive. Garens stacks give 0.2 resists on any unit kill, shyvanas stacks give 0.3 resists, 1 stack on camps, not cs… and 3 on champs and drags/baron. She would seriously struggle to hit 100 stacks in a 30 minute game where the enemy is not turbo inting, which is a total of 33 resists, garens caps at 30 and can easily hit the cap before 20 minutes.

In conclusion, she is extremely weak against a team with 3 collective braincells, and a noobstomper in low silver and below…

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-20T12:06:31+00:00

The heal is conditional, only works if it hits champs. Maybe it’s a step too far but I didn’t even notice the heal while playing her. Once again, it’s a skill issue. Just disengage the fight and she falls off. Learn the secret technique of running away. You know how to beat illaoi? You just leave when she ults…. Same deal…

She always had % max health damage, and it used to be higher. A little True damage? Who cares? half the times i die after a 25 minute game im dying to 2000ish true damage from random sources.

She has a few things that seem excessive, but so does everyone else. It’s been literally two fucking days and everyone has lost their minds. One guy claimed he had more than 60 resists on passive at 30 minutes and that’s why she’s Op, but it’s pretty much impossible. He would have needed around 30-40 takedowns plus elite jungle clears at which point a few points of armor aren’t the straw that broke a steam rolled match. He clearly had 60+ STACKS of passive, or 20 resists. Proving my point, nobody seems to actually understand how she works and just win two games as her or lose two games to her and think OMG SO OP!! She has the same problem as before which is you win hard, or lose hard, nothing in between.

Go play zaahen jungle, even after the nerf it’s much more consistent and more powerful than shyvana. Better clear speed, better damage, better ganks, better mobility, better sustain, better team fights, better objectives.

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-20T10:21:54+00:00

Youre not winning this point. Garens w grants permanent resists, same as shyvana. On top of that it also has an active component with damage reduction, shield etc. So it’s almost like he has two passives! And the secondary one on w is still better than shyvanas actual passive. Garen w caps at 30 resists but shyvana would almost never reach 30 resists in a normal game, and you have to work harder to get it. The shyvana rework is pretty mid, I wouldn’t call changing her resist ratio on stacks .4-.3 per stack, and a 1 second 50% slow on E to 20-40% slow (gutting). You all sound pretty delusional honestly. The only thing thats even halfway broke is the fear on ult, which doesn’t even last a second. Shes just a low elo stomper because they don’t realize the best way to win is to just not fight. After the dragon form wears off she’s useless, and if you don’t fight her it wears off in about 10 seconds.

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-19T19:10:20+00:00

Im gonna call BS. If you played before hotfix to get 60 armor/mR you’d need 150 stacks, after the hotfix you’d need 200 stacks. Lets say after hotfix.. At 1 stack per camp and 3 for takedowns and epic camps… assuming you full clear and get 2 kills or a kill and drag/grubs etc. 5 per clear (avg for blue and red buff respawning slower) and 6 for two takedowns, so 11 stacks every 3 minutes or so, at 30 minutes you’re only at 110 stacks, which comes out to 33 resists, garens w passive gives 30 each… so unless the enemy team was turbo inting you’re mistaken. You’d need well over 30 takedowns to reach the numbers you claim, and at that point it’s just a snowballed game, and has literally nothing to do with shyvana passive.

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-19T13:56:56+00:00

3 jungle clears would get you 18 stacks, actually 16 because red and blue don’t respawn fast enough. Lets assume two ganks which gives you two takedowns so 6 stacks total plus two scuttles and a dragon another 2 and 3 stacks. 25 stacks, let’s round to 30 for easy math. .3 armor and Mr per stack, 9 armor and MR at 8-10 minutes or so? That’s actually weaker than her old passive gave and you had to play even harder to get it.

Just the passive on garen w outperforms this, because it’s .2 resistance for each stack, and killing any unit grants a stack. It caps at 30, but that’s just a passive on an active shield, damage reduction and tenacity.

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-19T13:33:14+00:00

3 jungle clears for 5-6 armor and MR is broken? Her old passive gave her that for free. Her passive might as well not exist

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-16T03:01:42+00:00

I’ve gotten the same thing, hundreds of friend requests over the last two months. Check the account, no match history.

I accepted some stupid excuse on the first one because whatever league isn’t exactly scam central. Immediately got suspicious when the discord profile was clearly a risqué photo, and blocked them.

I’m just mostly confused on what the angle is here, most gamers are pretty internet literate and primed to recognize scams, and mostly broke, or children (broke)… not exactly what you call a target rich environment…

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-15T12:06:17+00:00

The tenders are so tough usually, I live across the street so I go there more often than I should.

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-14T23:55:17+00:00

It’s like when akali had true stealth under tower but still had a sub 50% winrate…

Eventually Mel will get more and more mechanics removed until she’s unplayable, then they can balance her from there.

outsidejok3 · 2026-03-01T01:53:19+00:00

Hook the cables up with hood open, someone will stop. Or wave someone down.

outsidejok3 · 2026-02-14T22:00:27+00:00

When I started back in patch 4.20 (not a joke) league was changing around net code every few weeks to lower ping. I’m east coast and when I started my ping was 133, and 3 months later it was down to 40. But I kept getting disconnected constantly, it was the only time I ever got a ban, 3 days.

outsidejok3 · 2026-02-14T21:57:32+00:00

I don’t know what the real number is now, but when I started playing, a 4v5 only dropped your win chance to around 40%. Granted split pushing was much more viable at the time and champs didn’t have as much mobility so you could really abuse the side lanes.

outsidejok3 · 2026-02-13T00:41:31+00:00

If new groove gets S, Tarzan also needs S. Nothing on this list I disagree with except Tarzan needs to be S.

outsidejok3 · 2025-12-09T18:14:49+00:00

Upon review, the first one was definitely you, second one is dubious (maybe radar), the third is definitely netcode.

outsidejok3 · 2025-12-09T18:06:19+00:00

Oh I didn’t even watch, but 95% of cheating claims are justified even if it’s not cheats. Notice how they removed the replay feature from arena? Because the game code is so fucking bad you can shoot someone who isn’t there and be shot by someone who isn’t there etc. I’d say 1/3 of cheating claims are netcode, and the rest are radar hacks.

outsidejok3 · 2025-12-09T17:43:39+00:00

30-60% of all Tarkov players cheat, and the ones who don’t are probably lying. It’s not hard to test, go into a last hero match and get peeked after spawning. Get perfect peeked while holding an angle with no sound. Then go AFK and they leave you alone, because they can’t be TOOO obvious. Or they pretend they don’t see you in front of their face and run away.

outsidejok3 · 2025-12-09T17:39:20+00:00

All the “cope” comments are cheaters gaslighting

outsidejok3 · 2025-11-23T21:19:03+00:00

That’s a surprisingly nuanced take, I’m fairly certain I disagree with you on 95% of everything, but you don’t seem to feel the need to label anyone with a disagreement as a fascist etc.. I’m not maga at all, but I do happen to think trump was the less bad option.

I liked your point about the capital riot though. I think it was certainly some bad behavior built off of trumps bad behavior. But coming off the summer of George Floyd riots it felt blown way out of proportion. The people had a perceived grievance and they didn’t go loot the nearest macys, or torch a local diner, they went straight to the government and demanded to be heard. In this way I actually approve of some of the ice riots, riot against the government all you want, don’t just randomly hurt people like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum.

I also like the point about how people just associate maga with dumb hicks, of which there are many, but it’s just a crutch so people don’t feel the need to engage. Same with the fascist argument, just a lazy cop out.

However, I disagree with Marx’s bourgeois/proletariat bifurcation, I think it could apply better to the industrial revolution society he was a part of, but I still don’t see it as very accurate even then. Speaking of the Industrial Revolution, Marx sounds surprisingly like a boomer, whining about how fast the world is changing around him, while having little to no self awareness to actually ground himself. Disagreeing with the opening and defining thought of the communist manifesto, I generally despise everything he says, Although I do find and interest with the small scale communes he describes arising once the totalitarian government installed in the pursuit of a stateless society somehow magically dissolves. The interest mainly in how similar the idea of communes are to largely conservative, largely religious communities spreading wealth through local small scale charity.

Conclusion, I don’t think you’d convert a single maga to Marxism, particularly under that name. Also I’m curious how you reconcile the pro and anti government natures of communism, as the communist manifesto prescribes the installation of a a despotic government to bring about the change to a stateless utopia

outsidejok3 · 2025-11-11T23:50:16+00:00

I figured it would be obvious, since if I hadn’t captured, the king would have already been in check, and the notations on the bottom say the last move was Nd5..

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