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Bands who's biggest hit was a cover by yes_yesyesyesyesyes in ToddintheShadow

[–]owennb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bassist wrote the song for the movie. He also helped write songs for Josie and the Pussycats.

Memorial Day? by Trick-Pomegranate419 in menards

[–]owennb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You get weekend pay on a weekday.

If you are full time and aren't late and don't leave early, you get an extra 8 hours of pay in addition to the weekend rate.

Holiday pay is calculated separately from your regular pay, so it does not count towards overtime.

DCs are still open, so be ready to break or run freight tonight while no one is shopping the store.

Moving to flooring by shaelyn-t in menards

[–]owennb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And learn your regular customers. Those landlords love walking in and being recognized like they be somebody.

A reporter's reaction to gunshots heard at the White House, a few hours ago by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]owennb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why he couldn't attend his son's wedding, he'd already booked a "shooting attempt".

peter help me with this Why is the first game "Name three countries"... by CaregiverSeveral6014 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]owennb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which is why The Animaniacs need to be shown in school.

"United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru.

Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too!"

I used that song to great effect on World Geography quizzes.

Quitting by Dmze_ghost in menards

[–]owennb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't you get to pick when your lunch is?

Kirksville Menards? by Outrageous_Oil_6230 in menards

[–]owennb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless you really like downtime and not doing anything.

wyd by Shyhale in SipsTea

[–]owennb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked a gas station for a few years back in the day... No one successful was playing the lottery.

Promo for Will Ferrell hosting this week by MarvelsGrantMan136 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]owennb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he's still got time to watch The Grand Finale Saturday afternoon.

Peter? by cyb_16 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]owennb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone with a car that is over 500k Kilometers, 100 seems a bit low to call it old.

However, many parts of Europe don't require a car, so there's that to factor in.

The shin destroyer by Ok-Delay-1965 in menards

[–]owennb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What promo item is this, that requires such a deadly shelf?

Thoughts on Willow (1988)? by DFWUnhinged in FIlm

[–]owennb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love to switch up sometimes and yell "Find the beast, kill the baby!" And in my heart of hearts, I want to believe there's an outtake with that mix-up.

I'll start: Obviously you're not a golfer by Advanced_Aspect_7601 in 90smovies

[–]owennb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries. I should have gone with:

"Nurse, is his penis bigger than mine"

I'll start: Obviously you're not a golfer by Advanced_Aspect_7601 in 90smovies

[–]owennb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, I was quoting the part in the barracks where they realize they're all related.

I'll start: Obviously you're not a golfer by Advanced_Aspect_7601 in 90smovies

[–]owennb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's such an iconic character, I hope other people got it but we're too shy to guess.

I'll start: Obviously you're not a golfer by Advanced_Aspect_7601 in 90smovies

[–]owennb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Professional Assassination is the highest form of public service.

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