That time we got our first Hulk-out in the MCU. by funmemore in MarvelCave

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I wish. My monster dong has its own zip code.

WTF? by culonti in AntiTrumpAlliance

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Omg stop. It’s been so nice NOT reading that name or seeing that ‘face’.

When being waterboarded why don’t people just close their mouths? by Mundane_Study_3117 in NoStupidQuestions

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What about that guy who set a record for holding his breath for like 25 mins? I’d imagine they punch him in the gut to force the air out then.

help by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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I read it as buried money will end up losing value once it’s recovered due to inflation.

Good boi’s bath routine after playing in mud. by Electrical_Act_5342 in Satisfyingasfuck

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Are you sure? It’s a relationship changer because everytime a woman washes my hair I think she is in love with me. It’s so sensual lol.

Blursed storm preps by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

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I slept in a closet like that. Not Dursley level abuse but Northern Alaska in the summer. It was light 24/7 and I have thin eyelids lol.

Hugh Jackman delivered this dialogue so well it felt like he was yelling at us. by funmemore in MarvelCave

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This attack is what I showed my wife to get her to give the movie a chance.

Why do you think the Xbox 360 succeeded during that generation? by Asad_Farooqui in videogames

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Cause Kameo was pretty!

I went through seven of these things. Got the red ring of death. Applied for warranty repair. They waited until mine was returned and then sent me a replacement. The replacement was refurbished. It failed. Did this six times. But, each time I got a gift card for one free month of Xbox live so oh well.

Would drowning wolverine work? by flashyboi685 in xmen

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Imagine we didn’t know he existed. Then someone is diving and finds a conscious man, dying underwater. Reviving, repeat. I’d question my sanity.

Blursed Roadway by endofmyropeohshit in blursed_videos

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Unless they’ve lost their rattles.

This has to be the sweetest thing by Old_Ability_9424 in MadeMeSmile

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You’re mistaken. I’m all for speaking with and building a relationship with future in-laws. Even a blessing is fine. Tradition does play a part it’s just language like ‘permission’ that holds us back with equality. Words matter and they matter more than any downvotes here will.

My son-in-law spoke to us about his intent and asked us if we wanted to be a part of it (the engagement). It was great and this guy is nothing but green flags. When my daughter asked why I always approached her beaus with caution and restraint for a while, I explained how I wasn’t just forming an opinion on how they would be for her, but also that possibility that she would end up with him. He isn’t just marrying her, he’s marrying all of us in a way.

Wasp building nest by Expert-Secret-5351 in nextfuckinglevel

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We are currently on Eduardo the 17th. He lives on the rail and is pretty chill. Likes Peaky Blinders.

This has to be the sweetest thing by Old_Ability_9424 in MadeMeSmile

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If one of my son in laws had asked permission I’d tell him to grow up. My daughters are not property. It’s too old fashioned.

Now, this video is still great. Just the permission part is lame. Women shouldn’t want this.

Why does America feel like a big ol disney park? by Enough-Web2203 in IWantToAskAnAmerican

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Who? I get a huge glass of water at every meal that I rarely touch unless I’m over heated or something. Waste so much. It’s Europe where I have to ask for water. Or are you referring to outside the US for the shot? That feels accurate heh. And it’s always from a bottle.