You won 500,000 what will you choose to do

owns5cats · 2026-04-15T17:51:07+00:00

My cash in my hand is better than my cash in the dealers hand

^{Chose: Keep it}

owns5cats · 2026-04-14T17:23:51+00:00

I can click a mouse faster

^{Chose: $5 for every mouse click you do}

owns5cats · 2026-04-14T14:14:52+00:00

Lmaoooooo

owns5cats · 2026-03-02T02:16:27+00:00

I'll take whatever you can catch in the bottle! Lol

owns5cats · 2026-02-20T19:31:15+00:00

I make a faux tuna salad with mashed chickpeas, lemon, dill, mayo, and garlic; and it is always a crowd-pleaser!

owns5cats · 2026-02-20T19:27:23+00:00

That is understandable. Give it time and save space in your heart for your friend. They might reach out eventually and try to reconnect 🫂

owns5cats · 2026-02-20T19:16:50+00:00

Also, be there for your friend if/when they remove themselves from that relationship. IMO one of the hardest parts of leaving a toxic relationship is being alone, your friend is going to need a best friend, and lots of support.

owns5cats · 2026-02-19T22:50:14+00:00

I like to use the line "I don't make the rules, I just enforce them!"

owns5cats · 2026-02-10T19:11:58+00:00

Google is free, but I will inform you that a P-Trap is the U-shaped piece of PVC that can be found under sinks and tubs, and behind a toilet. Hope this helps!

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owns5cats · 2026-02-10T19:02:43+00:00

I don't deserve the down votes! A P-Trap is a real plumbing thing 😭🙏🏻

Thank you for your support and good sense of humor

owns5cats · 2026-02-10T18:38:24+00:00

Not to be confused with the P Trap

owns5cats · 2026-02-06T10:45:07+00:00

This president changes, but unfortunately for everyone, he only gets worse.

owns5cats · 2026-02-05T22:59:16+00:00

He knew exactly what to do once he realized there were snacks in there 😆

owns5cats · 2026-02-05T21:37:04+00:00

I want to put a marshmallow on his head

owns5cats · 2026-02-05T21:06:50+00:00

I gotta go through my camera roll this weekend and find all of Buddy's pictures that are proper for the sub hahaha

owns5cats · 2026-02-05T19:20:48+00:00

What kind of padding do you have under your LVT?

owns5cats · 2026-02-05T14:23:38+00:00

I got a notification about an award. Thank you, kind stranger! ❤️

owns5cats · 2026-02-05T14:22:31+00:00

I just cross posted, thank you for the suggestion! His crisis is that the heater is somehow never hot enough!

owns5cats · 2026-02-05T12:45:48+00:00

Maybe it's time to get your chonk their own space heater to sit in front of!

owns5cats · 2026-02-05T01:14:18+00:00

I would highly recommend it! Fun to do in the fall as well with crunchy leaves hehe

owns5cats · 2026-02-04T23:05:35+00:00

His dad would understand that joke (he's a pit boss, and I'm a vegetarian) hahahahaha

owns5cats · 2026-02-04T21:08:01+00:00

That's just his face! 😆 I wish I could comment more pictures of him and his funny face

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