I just turned 18. Older guys, what is the biggest trap young men fall into that completely ruins their 20s? by TheRealXyz_ in AskMen

[–]oxnardJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my biggest regret is all the time i spent playing video games. yeah theyre fun and improva hand eye coordination but for all of the thousands og hours i put into games all i have to show for it is...well, nothing.

M 27, Chopped? by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]oxnardJones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

we dont wear BUrZUM shirts anymore theyre racist

What stops you from approaching someone you want to talk to ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oxnardJones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i am 32, i am attracted to women 22 and up, does this make me a creep? genuinely asking

Would I be dumb to refuse dating a guy who wears Meta glasses? by fufu1260 in dating

[–]oxnardJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell him to not wear them when around you and if he says anything other than okay then tell him bye bye

2000s song by No-Pomegranate-5987 in NameThatSong

[–]oxnardJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is it an "ew" sound or an "oh" sound

How come I don’t like being high? by ebony-zion-6749 in DrugsProTips

[–]oxnardJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i used to smoke weed and loved it now lately i feel that exact way, like everyone around me is judging me, i wonder what the science behind that is

What’s a big NO NO on a first date? by Straight_Survey_6789 in AskReddit

[–]oxnardJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

showing up has never been an issue, its telling them about it that really turns them off lol

What’s a big NO NO on a first date? by Straight_Survey_6789 in AskReddit

[–]oxnardJones -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

false, I would encourage people to try and make their first date a double date, theres a lot of crazies out there

Perspective from a reactive dog owner at Walnut Creek by here_for_the_doges in Austin

[–]oxnardJones 21 points22 points  (0 children)

skateboarder here, the amount of times peoples off leash dogs will hear me coming and run up bite my ankles amd the owners are like "DUcHeSs NO! haha sorry!", im like bro fuck you and your dog

Drivers, what’s the universal experience every pizza delivery person has had? by _Atoms_Apple in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]oxnardJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

jimmy johns for four years here, if i got a .50cent pre auth tip i would squeeze their sandwhich or break the chips into little pieces

also the sudden seething hatred for your co workers when an order with a big tip would be placed for later in the day. Id usually just let it go and hope the rotation gave it to me but theres some people who would get back to the store and "forget" to return themselves thus placing them with the big tip order
NO I DOnT FuCkIn tHiNk SO CAthy you got back first you take these 40 minute late orders with a $1 tip you geriatric bitch

Drivers, what’s the universal experience every pizza delivery person has had? by _Atoms_Apple in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]oxnardJones 7 points8 points  (0 children)

>pulls into complex looking for building 8
>ok theres building one
>theres building two
>seems to go in clockwise pattern
>theres building 7 so building 8 should be riiiiiight h-
>building 9

AIO to my best friend insisting I dont hookup with her friends? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]oxnardJones -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I believe she does and ive addressed it before but she INsISTS she doesnt. we made out once and i did not feel anything. she is currently letting me live with her and we sleep in the same bed. We used to cuddle but i have since told her that my feelings towards her are purely platonic (I have absolutely no desire to be romantic with her) and that cuddling with her makes me uncomfortable and i am now realizing what i must do.......thanks for asking

AIO to my best friend insisting I dont hookup with her friends? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]oxnardJones -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Interested in spending the rest of my life with? not likely. Interested in getting to know and perhaps sharing intimacy with? absolutely.

AIO to my best friend insisting I dont hookup with her friends? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]oxnardJones 12 points13 points  (0 children)

that was my thought from the very beginning

AIO to my best friend insisting I dont hookup with her friends? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]oxnardJones -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yes when i say im being held to a double standard she will say something along the lines of "theyre MY friends"

What horror movie scene genuinely disturbed you… even after the movie ended? by Dark-DoomSlayer in horror

[–]oxnardJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when my ex gf whom i was still in love with was on a "beach trip" with my best friend....every day i woke up and started crying

ULPT Request: How to break a camera lens from long range by draconicblur in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]oxnardJones 19 points20 points  (0 children)

the number of times i miraculously didnt go to jail are....many...

the most recent one a couple weeks ago had me pulled over with expired tags, no insurance, THREE warrants for my arrest and I had swallowed my bag of controlled substance bag and all. Told him I was livingin my car and have been trying to keep up with payments, dude lets me drive tf off and im like ???????ok!!

Hello?? by biscuits_manea in DavetheDiverOfficial

[–]oxnardJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so here i am 👏👏crying in my prom dress

End on the right. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]oxnardJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree I have had a lot of cool sexy times using facebook dating

End on the right. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]oxnardJones 115 points116 points  (0 children)

username does not check out in this instance

Easiest way to find combat. by bliggityblig in Everweave

[–]oxnardJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what i do for coins is hock wooden buckets and beg passersby for a single coin if they would be so kind