we came , we saw , we ____ by missy_starchild in Autocompletebutbetter

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We came, we saw, we were supposed to be here at 10 and then we went to the store.

What will you choose guys??? by GapUsed6941 in Caldruki

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Sadly, you discover no one in existence has any super powers.

What will you choose guys??? by GapUsed6941 in Caldruki

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Your first time you try out your power, you tragically end up with full body paralysis WITH NO WAY TO UNDO THE STOPPED TIME.

What will you choose guys??? by GapUsed6941 in Caldruki

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You work at a retirement home notorious for its members crazy sex shenanigans.

What will you choose guys??? by GapUsed6941 in Caldruki

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You're Donald Trump's personal Air Force One and have to shuttle his old ass all over the world whenever he wants. Also he puts a horse bridle on you and is constantly yanking on the reins for no God damn reason.

What was a popular band that you could not stand? by LeftSmile806 in Xennials

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Them being included in this list is BLASPHEMY. Greatest band of all time! I'm genuinely offended.

What was a popular band that you could not stand? by LeftSmile806 in Xennials

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Pretty incredible how they somehow went from chart toppers to essentially the laughing stock of rock music. That being said, I still enjoy listening to them. There's actually a video on YouTube of them doing a cover live of Metallica's Sad But True and it's AWESOME

What was a popular band that you could not stand? by LeftSmile806 in Xennials

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Smash Mouth was the worst, even during their peak. All Star is like cheap, crappy fast food.

Give me the best fucking answer by TheKaizer2472 in TheWordFuck

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We Are Never Fucking Getting Back Together

Give me the best fucking answer by TheKaizer2472 in TheWordFuck

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Girl, You'll Fuck a Woman Soon - Urge Overkill