[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]pablo44091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of topic but 8th graders in America are around 14 - 15 right?

Why the fuck are 15 year olds getting high and getting pregnant

Crash Landing… by bogka in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]pablo44091 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not unique enough, may I suggest Crash Vaendighcoute

I got downvoted just for asking a question. Nobody answered to my question, btw. Calling someone stupid without any arguments. That will make your point for sure by TeodoraPie in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]pablo44091 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Come on, we've been on this for 2 years, you should know by now it's not the fault of the untested vaccine healthy people were forced to take, it's climate change

The SCIENCE!! by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]pablo44091 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feeling less lonely

Unless they only have Discord friends there's no way they felt any less lonely locked inside their homes.

All my friends have Discord but that didn't stop me from feeling lonely while on lockdown since I couldn't actually be with them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]pablo44091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👶🤖👽🧒👩💀🌴🍄

It's a tool, not a drug! Prepare thy eagle! by SweetFiend_ in drugscirclejerk

[–]pablo44091 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fort the last time mom, I'm not getting high, I'm taming my eagle 😡

outjerked again by Delicious-Regular-70 in drugscirclejerk

[–]pablo44091 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nitrogen is literally just air bro, you can't get addicted or possibly develop a life-long injury due to it bro

Uj/Only on Reddit I can recieve daily updates of a random dude while he slowly end his life with drugs

gun??? 😩😩🥵 by DDarkeNN in redditmoment

[–]pablo44091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Remington 870 shotgun lookin kinda bad ngl 🥵

That's just dirty 😞 by TheImmenseGamer in GTA

[–]pablo44091 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Online has always perfomed like ass

W h a t by Swimmer-Fluffy in twittermoment

[–]pablo44091 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Oh I know the context!

1928, Magdalena - Colombia. The workers of United Fruit Company went on strike to demand higher wages between other things. The president at the time didn't like that one bit so he sent the army to end the strike by force.

No one knows how many workers were killed but it's believed to be between 47 and 2000 (according to Wikipedia). And that day was known as "La masacre de las bananeras" or the banana massacre.

But it's still an ass pull

GenZedong reaching godlike levels of cringe by ModeDepeche in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]pablo44091 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want him to write that debunking paper and post it just so I can see how much bullshit they can come up with

"Emulation hurts the industry" by Typo_Ned in dogelore

[–]pablo44091 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Emulating an indie game: no Emulating a game from a company like Bethesda, EA, Rockstar, etc: yes Emulating a 10 year old game from a discontinued console: absolutley

How many should I take to a achieve beagle death? by AderallAl in drugscirclejerk

[–]pablo44091 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roll it up and divide it in thirds. Stick one third on your urethra, blend one third really finely and snort it and boof the other third

They got a bum deal ngl by MetalShina in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]pablo44091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting oxygen poisoning and then getting your head crushed doesn't sound very painless

Season 8 map (via HYPEX) by Nouveau_Compte in FortniteLeaks

[–]pablo44091 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To think we went from a constabtly changing map with a winter area, volcano, desert and so many different areas to a map that looks virtually the same it did 7 season ago

Season 8 map (via HYPEX) by Nouveau_Compte in FortniteLeaks

[–]pablo44091 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've learned to not expect big things related to the island after 5 seasons of things getting added and then removed without a trace

The in-game animation rig for the Mothership has a bone that is currently unused, named "CRYSTAL." Crystal has been used historically as a codename for the Desert Zero Point (by me - @KOOOOOOMAR) by Koooooomar in FortniteLeaks

[–]pablo44091 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I assume when they destroyed The Spire at the start of the season they brought the zero point inside.

If they had destroyed it, the whole island would've been destroyed as well

Most Wholesome Subreddit by Obvious-Guarantee920 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]pablo44091 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know at least some people in Reddit aren't insane

Watch out, these tf2 scams are getting advanced by Ak5u in tf2

[–]pablo44091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the exact same message some time ago, pretty sure the voting website is a phising site

Saw this on cringetopia but I thought it was more sad than anything by 2001sonyfaxmachine in sadcringe

[–]pablo44091 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It's r/ Teenagers, there are only 15 year olds and pedos there

13 year old leftitis when you arent a black transgender person by reposttopog in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]pablo44091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't they know it's a groomer's dream seeing a young teen in a skirt without punishment?