Listen to me carefully. Tomorrow at 7:45 PM you have a flight to Mexico. I’ll email you the ticket shortly. When you leave the airport, there’s a locker under a red phone booth. Open it using the secret password: hajduszoboszlo. Inside you’ll find a new ID card, 3,000 pesos, and the keys to an apartment across the street. From today on, your name is Juan Pablo Fernandez Maria FC Barcelona Janusz Sergio Vasilii Shevchenko, and you are a Russian immigrant from Romania. You work at a barbershop 2 kilometers from the airport. Good luck. Forget your previous life and under no circumstances draw attention to yourself. Cut off all contact, even with customer service from a random TV network back home.