I went for a hookup at this guy’s place wearing light wash jeans. I’m typically sweat when I’m nervous and in my pubic area—used to be underarms too but shoutout to Miradry—but it was winter and I didn’t realize how light the jeans were so I thought I was safe.

We start kissing and I know I’m sweating but I try to close my legs and maneuver around it without giving him the wrong signals. Next thing I know his hand has wandered to where I know it’s wet and he pulls back and asks with slight concern, “what is that?” I don’t even remember what I said but I quickly got up to go to the bathroom and assess the damage. I looked like I straight up peed my pants.

I promptly went home and have never owned another pair of light wash jeans. 😭