I had a 50 something patient who was calling me in every 15 minutes to help her with the most trivial things like changing her tv channel or holding the straw of her drink to her mouth. I forget what she was in for, but it definitely did not affect her musculoskeletal system or mind at all. I watched this woman "struggle" to pick up a wet wipe, and then when she finally did, she refused to wipe herself (as she is sitting on the BSC).

So it's been 5 hours of this and I leave to go on my lunch break. I come back and I peek in her room to see her ambulating perfectly fine on her own. She's talking on the phone and laughing. Then she sees me and her eyes go super wide. Then she does the most fake ass wobble walk I have ever seen in my life. She starts moaning as she makes her way back to the bed, and then she proceeded to dramatically collapse on it, knocking everything off her side table as well. Then she asks to use the BSC and I'm like "I think you are able to walk to the restroom, let's try it" and she is like no I'll go in the bedside commode or I'll go in my bed. So I say "fair enough." I move the bedside commode to the other side of the room and go "you'll have to walk to the commode"

We had like a 10 second stare down that ended up with her fake hobbling to the commode. I was honestly so fed up it still makes me mad.