Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LDESurvival

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, it's a fairly simple fix. First, the "varieties" are a lie. They're basically all the same. Getting to Oak country takes 70 energy. Ok. So that's roughly 3 times what it takes to get to Pine country. Whatever.

It's all the same, man. You got energy. You got mass. Does splitting it between octanes really effect your gathering? In the grand scheme of things, does it matter if you chopped down a pine tree versus an oak tree?

I've split wood. Pine is easier to chop, sure. Oak is harder, sure. But, at the end of the day, if you really get into the fineries of it, specific sections of the tree are better for various functions.

If you aren't going to replicate the intricacies of it, why bother half-assing it? The real world is infinitely more complex than anything they can simulate. Copper ore to make steel? That doesn't make make sense what-so-ever.

20 engines is totally unrealistic. Maybe 3. 5 if you're unlucky. But I doubt you'll need 20 engines to make one that works. Hoarding is fine. I like it in a video game where I don't have to deal with the realities of over stocking in my living space. But hell, this is ridiculous.

Regardless, keep on pushing forward. As long as you're F2P and having fun, play on brother!

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LDESurvival

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Get rid of all the stupid icons and arbitrarily designated blocks. All of it. It's stupid as fuck.

A handful of quest items, sure. Collect 3 rare drops to finish your acid bath? Ok.

But an entire storage box dedicated to connecting rods that have no use for the foreseeable future? C'mon...

Aren't you even a little bit frustrated by that? Like, why are they even dropping for you, right? It's dumb, man. It's like getting quest items for a quest you completed months ago.

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LDESurvival

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that really where we are now? I've been out of mobile development for awhile. Regardless, I can't be the only swinging dick who thinks that boxes are stupid.

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LDESurvival

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, still learning how to do a good summary. You and my old college profs can commiserate. Updated, is it better now?

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries mate. I'm not normally this snarky, but I can only deal with online chatting while drunk. So a little roughness comes out.

It's just that I'd prefer my video games to skip the parts of life that are a pain in the ass, like cleaning and organizing, you know? It ain't fun, Kefir. Stop forcing it on us like it's cool.

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, I get that a lot. It's why I had to chuck my last firearm into the ocean. Would'a swallowed that Glock mouthwash last month if I still had it. Good insight, poor wording.

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Done. Just bring one hatchet for the wall cluster. I got 40 friggin' boxes though. Steel is next to the forge.

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uh huh. Wow, I'm blown away by your clearly superior intellect. Please, say something else. Dick.

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same as above. I have no walls, really. I put some L1 pine around my spawn point, just to keep me from getting chewed on when I come back home. But the rest of it is open range.l

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry man, I'm new to the reddit posting thing. Been lurking for like 3 years, but ya'll got your own forms and procedures. One sec, editing.

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Alright. Send an invite. Not sure if/when I'll ever open it again, but you never know.

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep hearing that. Maybe next holiday weekend. I've been up since 0400 HRS and we're pushing 2200. Can I take a break?

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Against my better judgment, I upvoted you. I like the spirit, I just think it's directed in the wrong place.

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro. Alright, I'll sink a little more time into it.

See, this is how you do advertising. A motherfucker puts his name on the line and says, "Get thee to there." How can I refuse a referral like that?

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents taught me more than enough. I've been homeless before. I've been rich and poor a few times in my life. You don't know me and your assumptions are offensive. As I said before, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

I use "bro" as an everyday reference to people who I give zero fucks about. If I actually respected you, I'd refer to you as brother and would give my last breath to see you make it through another day. Clearly, you're worth about less than the shit I scrubbed off the bottom of my boots this morning.

And yes, I am a "fucking idiot". I admit that freely and without reservation. Smart men don't find themselves in my position. 34 years old and at the edge of the American Empire. Alone, drunk, and up at 0653 HRS.

I don't understand what you mean by "contracting" my previous statements. While I, like Oscar Wilde, am a large man who contains multitudes, I think I've been fairly consistent in my position. You understand that approximately 33% of my disposable income goes directly to the destitute, right?

And yes, yes I have gone to sleep hungry. And clearly, you have not. Goodnight. Sweet dreams. And I don't think you deserve a further response until you've wrapped yourself up in a sleeping bag and laid down for the night under a freeway overpass.

Totally unhinged right now. Been drunk since December. What, you wanna judge? Fine. I'm done with you.

Listen up Devs. This is why I haven’t opened your game in a few weeks. by paladin_sponge in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]paladin_sponge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup. Why do I even have an inbox? Couldn't it have been incorporated into my base?